Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Sex is like math.
Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply!
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis?
The man.
Q: Why is fresh air a lot like sex?
A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What does the sign on the whore house say, after they have closed for the day?
A: We're Closed, Beat It!
Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A: Don´t talk to the guy in the middle, he´s a dick.
Hope these got a smile
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Sex is like math.
Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don’t Multiply!
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis?
The man.
Q: Why is fresh air a lot like sex?
A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What does the sign on the whore house say, after they have closed for the day?
A: We're Closed, Beat It!
Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut?
A: Don´t talk to the guy in the middle, he´s a dick.
Hope these got a smile
