JOKES / FUNNY STUFF THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH.

[Claudia Hartz]

This on is so so true

 

[Transient]

Fantastically played April Fool's prank played to embarrass college professor.
The professor has a rule that if your cell phone rings in class, you must answer it on speaker phone. :LMAO:

 

[Pullmyfinger]

 

[Linus]

 

[User-E]

 

[Brother]

:biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

 

[Winslow]

 

[Winslow]

 

[Winslow]

 

[Roberto]

 

[TINY]

:search2: :biggrin2:

 

[Prick]

 

[papasmerf]

The rule of thumb for a moving train is to keep 10 feet or about 3.3 meters between you and the train.

Now you know why. :LMAO:

 

[User-E]

The rule of thumb for a moving train is to keep 10 feet or about 3.3 meters between you and the train.

Now you know why. :LMAO:

My dad used to work for the railroad and I remember him coming home and telling my mom about almost falling into trains a few times. He had to stand beside the tracks holding a long stick that they'd attach the orders for the trains to, so the engineer could reach out the window to grab the papers without stopping the train.

 

[papasmerf]

My dad used to work for the railroad and I remember him coming home and telling my mom about almost falling into trains a few times. He had to stand beside the tracks holding a long stick that they'd attach the orders for the trains to, so the engineer could reach out the window to grab the papers without stopping the train.

Digital communications has so much improved that process.

I grand dad was a brakeman and shattered his hop falling from a train.

 

[Nervid]

Looks like a smart fella.

 

[Transient]

A prank on those loud, obnoxious cell phone talkers.

 

[papasmerf]

A prank on those loud, obnoxious cell phone talkers.

I can not wait for the Abscesses and cavity video to hit.

 

[dr tongue]

1. Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
   Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
   Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."
   When you are over sixty who gives a shit............
   
   
   This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, "Is that Corona or Bud"?
   I said, "There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out."
   When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
   
   
   I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
   I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
   When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
   
   
   I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
   "Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
   After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
   I said, "Yesterday."
   When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
   
   
   I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today.
   The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
   When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
   
   
   I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs."
   The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
   I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. "
   When you are over sixty who gives a shit?