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A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex…
Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!.
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Incredible........there you sit, reading this crap as if you understand Japanese
Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!.
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Incredible........there you sit, reading this crap as if you understand Japanese
All of the sudden the plane experiences mechanical problems and the pilot announces to the passengers that in order to lighten the load, they will begin to toss people out of the plane by race, in alphabetical order, or everyone is going to die.
The boy, scared to death, looks at his father and says...
"Oh shit, dad, we're African Americans."
To which the father calmly replies...
"No son, today we're n...ers."
The boy, scared to death, looks at his father and says...
"Oh shit, dad, we're African Americans."
To which the father calmly replies...
"No son, today we're n...ers."
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A middle aged woman......seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange," the woman said.
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see," commented the doctor calmly.
"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.
"That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were dimes. This morning, there were quarters!"
"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.
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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you.....)
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(Still not too late.....delete now!)
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"You're simply going through the change!"
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange," the woman said.
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see," commented the doctor calmly.
"That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.
"That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were dimes. This morning, there were quarters!"
"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.
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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you.....)
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(Still not too late.....delete now!)
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"You're simply going through the change!"
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and
says, “I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We are the same age;
we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.”
Well, says the big alligator,“what have you been eating?
“Lawyers, same as you,” replies the small alligator.
“Hmmmm. Well, where do you catch them?”
“Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp.”
“Same here. Hmmm. How do you catch them?”
Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out,
bite them, shake the crap out of them, and eat them!
“Ah!” says the big alligator, “I think I see your problem. By the time you get done
shaking' the crap out of a lawyer, there's nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase.”
says, “I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We are the same age;
we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.”
Well, says the big alligator,“what have you been eating?
“Lawyers, same as you,” replies the small alligator.
“Hmmmm. Well, where do you catch them?”
“Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp.”
“Same here. Hmmm. How do you catch them?”
Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out,
bite them, shake the crap out of them, and eat them!
“Ah!” says the big alligator, “I think I see your problem. By the time you get done
shaking' the crap out of a lawyer, there's nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase.”
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