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I got a Chinese takeaway last night...never again ! As i got into the car i heard the bag rustle so i looked over and saw a pair of eyes looking out of the top of the bag at me and then disappear back inside.I was sooo scared! I looked again and saw them looking at me again and then disappear back into the bag once more.

I grabbed the bag and ran back into the shop and asked the Chinese assistant what the heck was going on..he said "You no worry,it peking duck".....
 
A Harley Biker




A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...
So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:




U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS

AFRICAN IMMIGRANT

AND STEALS HIS LUNCH


That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.............
 
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Cardinal Fang said:
Oddly enough my reaction to any one of those situations is the same as when seaweed touches my leg under a water line. :wink2:


NO CAT PUNTING ALLOWED!!
 
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