JOKES / FUNNY STUFF THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH.

[Oakley]

 

[FUKUMAN]

When you marry a tall person.

 

[Boing]

 

[DannyDeVito]

 

[ERecTile]

Thanks Prim0! You made me laugh out loud and you made me look up Scott Sterling.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Funny thought.....Does Cardinal Fang call his unit the Church Organ?

No. I call it my heat seeking moisture missile.

 

[papasmerf]

No. I call it my heat seeking moisture missile.

According to Goober's Mom it is sorta like cooked pasta....only not as firm.

Don't ask why she even told that to the group.

 

[RayFinkel]

Cristy finally got her drivers license

 

[RayFinkel]

^They walk like they need to take a shit really really bad.

 

[cristycurves]

Cristy finally got her drivers license

:LMAO::biggrin2: you know me well, lol.

What I think is funny......... Ray Finkle

 

[RayFinkel]

 

[Candyman]

 

[Analme]

:LMAO:

 

[Spy vs Spy]

 

[Hoser]

 

[Leo]

There's a guy with a 25-inch penis and is always wanting to get closer to the girls he is having sex with. One day he comes upon a witch and he tells her about his problem. She tells him about a frog who can make his penis smaller.

All he had to do is make the frog say no and his penis would shrink 5-inches. So he goes to find the frog and ask the frog to marry him. The frog says no and hes down to 20-inches. He decides he wants to be closer so he ask the frog to marry him again, and again the frog said no and another 5-inches are gone.

He decides he wants to be even closer so he ask the frog one more time to marry him. The frog said, "How many times do I have to tell you? No, no, no, no, no."

 

[cristycurves]

 

[cristycurves]

 

[Puetra]

 

[Boing]