Largest Snake Ever Found Dead

[Esco!]

No, its not my manhood they found. Although its close, damn close!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg3Pg2M9WU&feature=player_embedded

 

[JackassJack]

Crap!!!! It scared the shit out of me!!!:grrrrrr:

 

[PAINT THE TAINT]

asshole

 

[jiggyjiggy]

That's small compared to what I have wrapped around my leg and helps hold up my sock on my right foot.

 

[Slitman]

Damn it !! Made me almost choke on my pasta !

 

[Blackrock13]

It's a keeper

It's a keeper

but try this one;

 

[HOF]

:no:

No, its not my manhood they found. Although its close, damn close!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg3Pg2M9WU&feature=player_embedded

You bastard! Put me into a seizure, I bit my tongue, stumbled, tripped, hit my head on the table, the dog pissed himself when he saw the blood coming from my head. My neighbour broke my sliding door, called 911, raided my fridge and took my beer. The fire department arrived broked down the front door with an axe. You would have thought that thievin' neighbour would have unlocked the front door-that bitch is gonna pay for that. Dumbass firefighter stepped on my nuts, the paramedics arrive-two hot medics. One asks me where does it hurt. I say my balls! She says-that's sexual harrassment! I say Fuck Me, the other medic says we can't work under these conditions! The police arrive the medics give them a story about me harrassing them. The cop says, you're going to the hospital on a mental health check-up. I say fuck off. The cop says now you're resisting arrest, calm down or I'm gonna taze you. I say, you can't be serious. This asshole esco put a video on the chat and it caused me to have a seizure, I stumbled cracked my head open, my neighbour broke in to help me, but ended up robbing me. The firefuckers broke down my and one of juiceheads stepped on my balls. The two hot dyke medics refused me care, not you're taking me to the psych unit and charging me with arrest!

Holy fuck! This is the first day of my vacation!

 

[Senor Gomes]

but try this one;

This spic ain't opening it. The snake one was enough.

 

[oagre]

This spic ain't opening it. The snake one was enough.

+ 1 from me. The snake video was my full ration of gross and disgusting for an entire decade.

 

[Blackrock13]

This spic ain't opening it. The snake one was enough.

+ 1 from me. The snake video was my full ration of gross and disgusting for an entire decade.

It's ok folks, it just an article with some bones to show off. It won't jump or bite you, But it's big 'size of a bus.'

 

[png2]

It's ok folks, it just an article with some bones to show off. It won't jump or bite you, But it's big 'size of a bus.'

Not the size of a bus, the length of a bus.

 

[Blackrock13]

Not the size of a bus, the length of a bus.

Well if you took the roof off and lower the pressure in the tires and gave the snake an elephant o eat then .................