Legitimate Ape?

[cristycurves]

For those interested.....
The lawsuit filed by Trump, against Bill Maher, for him requesting Trumps birth certificate to prove Trump wasn't the illegitimate son of an Orangutan has been dropped.... Although I love Maher and his humor and found the video included in this article hilarious, it is also a little much. As it is insulting to Mrs. Trump, who can't take all the blame for her son's short comings, lol.

Donald Trump's Lawsuit Against Bill Maher Is Revealing

 

[God]

 

[Cybermike]

Mr. Trump is to busy trying to create WWIII right now to care.

 

[Roanic]

Mr. Trump is to busy trying to create WWIII right now to care.

He did screw up on his strategy. Congress now want him to discuss it with them before he storms another country.

 

[DannyDevito]

He goofed.

 

[nntsci]

its insulting to the orangutan

 

[Flash Bazbo]

@ Cristy: There's an old 'off color' joke on this subject.

Scientists discover and capture what they believe is the 'missing link' between man and ape, and it's female. They are curious to discover what would result from a sexual union between this 'chimera' and a human male. They post a newspaper ad in the classified section, with the headline $5,000 To Mate With Ape.

A Polish guy responds to the ad, and says he will do it, under three conditions: 1) His wife must not find out about it. 2) If any children result, they are to be 'raised Catholic'. 3) If he can pay in installments, he's definitely interested.

The 'three conditions' motif occurs frequently in classic 'smut jokes'. The husband of one of my mom's best friends used to tell me those, when my old man wasn't in the room, when I was about 13.

My old man had a stick up his ass. I tuned him out, at a very young age. He'd say shit like "Women are fat. You'd better get used to that now, young man!".

The only useful purpose my old man served in my life was showing me 'how not to live my life'. I'm sure a whole lot of people could say the same thing, except for the ones who followed in their old man's footsteps. Once he said "Do you think life is supposed to be about having FUN?, and I got a slap in the head, for saying "Yeah, don't you?". It was worth it. He wasn't willing to make the effort to be respected, so he chose to be feared, instead. Someone like that outgrows his usefulness at a young age, for both father and son. He spent his life 'doing as he was told', and I didn't. He smiled only when his picture was taken; people think I'm 'on the kush 24/7', even when I'm not.