Let's Reverse the Tables

[Reverse]

Men write so many reviews on us girls. My girls and I have been chatting and decided to come up with the things these men do that drive us crazy. lol. We are so judged on such small things. Now this is for us.

LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS THESE MEN DO (these are just a few to)

When they text saying hi then single text every question instead of a detailed text wasting our time
When 98% Walk in and say this is my first time but throw donation and tear clothes off . (we are not stupid)
When their breath stink
Even when they walk in and shower their bum stinks still.
They are sweating and its dripping all over you
When they lick all their saliva all over you
when you are on top riding and they rubb your nipples and their hands feel like sandpaper on them
Most don`t know how to do positions right
How they will keep texting when on the way to make sure you are not with anyone else
They get mad cause we double book when they call and say they are on the way and do not show up. No wonder we double book. first come first serve since you do it to us
They text I have a big **** can you handle me. How high school is that
Or I am such n such an age and good looking how much for your time. lol we are not attracted to any of you
when they try to rub your downtown and they are not even close to the area.
When they expect us to lower rates when we spend 3 grand on telly a month or more not including our own home expenses. That does not include the supplies and so forth we need to get to service them
We have to be sex educaters
They try to pull off condom and do bfs without us knowing doing doggy style.
How they always think we rushed them out when they cu* too fast cause they cannot handle us.
They don`t realize if we do not like them we purposly give them bad sevice so they will not come back.
Come in and use all the towels
Some leave condom on beds or side table (not sanitary)
They try to search your closet and beds to make sure someone not in room. Our personal space they don`t have the right so don`t let them
They try to make you cu* when 99% of the time we wont no matter what they do
They think if we do not see them its a loss for us.lol other way around.

well still trying to remember the rest but I shall update

 

[-b]

Ok I love this post...Hmmm...
:rofl!::heart::rofl!:

 

[SillyGirl]

oh my, lol

oh my, lol

Welcome, Reverse. I see you've chosen not to use the board as a marketing tool. :rofl!:

 

[Auggie]

...we spend 3 grand on telly a month...

Is that with Rogers? :dontknow:

 

[a 1 player]

Lies! All of it!:shocking::shocking::shocking::wink:

I already like this woman, I think we will get along brilliantly!

 

[Madman]

Lies! All of it!:shocking::shocking::shocking::wink:

I already like this woman, I think we will get along brilliantly!

just make sure your ass is as clean as a whistle!:rofl1:

You must be firstly an indy because I can't see an agency girl having huge cell phone bills, secondly please reveal your identity so we can spare you the pain of seeing us!!

 

[BANG]

Who are you?.

 

[a 1 player]

Men write so many reviews on us girls. My girls and I have been chatting and decided to come up with the things these men do that drive us crazy. lol. We are so judged on such small things. Now this is for us.

LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS THESE MEN DO (these are just a few to)

When they text saying hi then single text every question instead of a detailed text wasting our time
I can agree.
When 98% Walk in and say this is my first time but throw donation and tear clothes off . (we are not stupid)
Perhaps they don't want to be judged for seeing an escort.
When their breath stink
I can agree
Even when they walk in and shower their bum stinks still.
I can agree.
They are sweating and its dripping all over you
Or, you could do all the work and let them just lie there and that probably wouldn't happen.
When they lick all their saliva all over you
By all over do you mean your feet and armpits too?
when you are on top riding and they rubb your nipples and their hands feel like sandpaper on them
Some people do physical labor for a living, think of how their hands feel.
Most don`t know how to do positions right
In your opinion, in theirs they are doing it perfectly
How they will keep texting when on the way to make sure you are not with anyone else
I can agree with this one
They get mad cause we double book when they call and say they are on the way and do not show up. No wonder we double book. first come first serve since you do it to us
That is bullshit. Him for wasting your time. You for wasting mine.
They text I have a big **** can you handle me. How high school is that
I can agree with this.
Or I am such n such an age and good looking how much for your time. lol we are not attracted to any of you
So much for my fantasy.
when they try to rub your downtown and they are not even close to the area.
Some men are inexperienced, some men are enjoying THEIR paid time with you.
When they expect us to lower rates when we spend 3 grand on telly a month or more not including our own home expenses. That does not include the supplies and so forth we need to get to service them
Asking to lower rates is bullshit. Cry me a river, it takes me a day to earn what I spend on 1 hour with you.
We have to be sex educaters
That is part of the job my dear
They try to pull off condom and do bfs without us knowing doing doggy style.
I can agree with this
How they always think we rushed them out when they cu* too fast cause they cannot handle us.
They paid for the hour, give them the bloody hour.
They don`t realize if we do not like them we purposly give them bad sevice so they will not come back.
So you purposely fraud them?
Come in and use all the towels
Give them one and keep the rest in the bedroom. Problem solved.
Some leave condom on beds or side table (not sanitary)
I can agree with this.
They try to search your closet and beds to make sure someone not in room. Our personal space they don`t have the right so don`t let them
I can agree with this, but have you ever had a dude jump out at you and try to rob you? I have.
They try to make you cu* when 99% of the time we wont no matter what they do
Let them have their fun, that is what you are being paid for.
They think if we do not see them its a loss for us.lol other way around.
It is a loss for you. A $200+ loss, especially with the $3000 cell phone bill.

well still trying to remember the rest but I shall update

I can't wait to hear the rest.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

If men are so disgusting then maybe you should think of a different line of work.
I personally suspect that it's just Blissful TROLLING again.

 

[a 1 player]

If men are so disgusting then maybe you should think of a different line of work.
I personally suspect that it's just Blissful TROLLING again.

Somehow I don't think it is.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

If men are so disgusting then maybe you should think of a different line of work.
I personally suspect that it's just Blissful TROLLING again.

This actually involves some thought. So I would venture not.

 

[-b]

If men are so disgusting then maybe you should think of a different line of work.
I personally suspect that it's just Blissful TROLLING again.

Not me......If I have something to say I it under blissful....... I still think it is funny:rofl!:
Not only that, but having been married to one there are a few things even wives would agree with:rofl!:

 

[Art Mann]

Well, Miss Reverse, despite what I perceive to be an underlying tone of animosity toward your clients and resentment of your chosen career, you raise some interesting points here.

Some I agree with – particularly issues of hygiene, civility and respect. Other points I question, as follows:

Men write so many reviews on us girls. My girls and I have been chatting and decided to come up with the things these men do that drive us crazy. lol. We are so judged on such small things. Now this is for us.

The world would be a lot more fair if you could post reviews of clients, and men were chastised for trying to defend themselves from negative comments by the ladies.

I'm surprised you didn't add that many seemingly positive reviews about the ladies are thinly disguised, self-aggrandizing male ego trips, wannabe Penthouse letters.

I'm also surprised you didn't cite clients who demand but are refused off-limits service, and then come to the boards to post pejorative comments about lack of "service."

Most don`t know how to do positions right

when they try to rub your downtown and they are not even close to the area.

Downtown is a rather vague term. Could cover a lot of city blocks. Perhaps you could provide some specific direction, words to the effect of "I love it if you touch my clitoris this way" and guide their hands, or coach their tongues.

You appear to be missing a wonderful opportunity to educate those poor guys. And while you're at it, to improve the experience for yourself. Also to improve the experience they'll bring to you next time, or to other ladies.

How they always think we rushed them out when they cu* too fast cause they cannot handle us.

Are you really too hot to handle, Miss Reverse? Is that why they "cu* too fast" as you so quaintly phrase it?

You imply that once a client has that first orgasm, the session is over even though the agreed upon time has not yet expired. If that's the case, no wonder they feel you "rushed them out." Why not take the remaining time to help them "cu*" again? Have you ever heard of MSOG? (That's a hockey term for "multiple shots on goal." Hopefully, you can deduce the sexual analogy without further explanation.) Or perhaps the remaining time on the clock can be spent having them help you "cu*" again?

Oops, looks like you answered that last point right here:

They try to make you cu* when 99% of the time we wont no matter what they do

Perhaps you can help the process while they're trying to make you "cu*" rather than mentally berating them for trying.

There's no doubt many men need education in the nuances of love making. There's also no doubt that many men have egos that get in the way of learning how to be better lovers. On the other hand, many more men are adequate, competent, good or excellent lovers. And no doubt all of us in the latter category can still acquire better skills for pleasing a woman sexually.

Sounds like a sorry state of affairs, as you apparently find little to like and much to dislike about your clients and your work.

That may be the problem. Perhaps you see it only as "work" . . . dreary, meaningless, repetitive drudgery. That's a shame. But it's also an attitude problem. Because your job can and should be a blast.

What kind of service do you provide?

It should be exuberant, joyful, uninhibited sex ... the kind that makes you love your job instead of hate it.

 

[a 1 player]

^^^^

Um, yeah... What he said.






Damn you have a way with words brother.

 

[Dan]

Cranky SP alert, perhaps Aunt Flo is approaching??

 

[Lydiaxx]

Already saw all this on the red board , she gets around.

 

[Cycleguy007]

LIST OF ANNOYING THINGS THESE MEN DO (these are just a few to)

When they text saying hi then single text every question instead of a detailed text wasting our time
When 98% Walk in and say this is my first time but throw donation and tear clothes off . (we are not stupid)
When their breath stink
Even when they walk in and shower their bum stinks still.
They are sweating and its dripping all over you
When they lick all their saliva all over you
when you are on top riding and they rubb your nipples and their hands feel like sandpaper on them
Most don`t know how to do positions right
How they will keep texting when on the way to make sure you are not with anyone else
They get mad cause we double book when they call and say they are on the way and do not show up. No wonder we double book. first come first serve since you do it to us
They text I have a big **** can you handle me. How high school is that
Or I am such n such an age and good looking how much for your time. lol we are not attracted to any of you
when they try to rub your downtown and they are not even close to the area.
When they expect us to lower rates when we spend 3 grand on telly a month or more not including our own home expenses. That does not include the supplies and so forth we need to get to service them
We have to be sex educaters
They try to pull off condom and do bfs without us knowing doing doggy style.
How they always think we rushed them out when they cu* too fast cause they cannot handle us.
They don`t realize if we do not like them we purposly give them bad sevice so they will not come back.
Come in and use all the towels
Some leave condom on beds or side table (not sanitary)
They try to search your closet and beds to make sure someone not in room. Our personal space they don`t have the right so don`t let them
They try to make you cu* when 99% of the time we wont no matter what they do
They think if we do not see them its a loss for us.lol other way around.

well still trying to remember the rest but I shall update

And one wonders why these "gentlemen" are not snapped up in seconds as long term mates! :rofl1:

 

[MUSE]

The shower/ass smell one was funny!!

But damn girl, ur in the wrong business! Instead of loathing...perspective is everything.

1. Most clients are older & wiser, learn from their life experiences vicariously.
2. No other job teaches you about human, male-female dynamics better.
3. You too are sexually educated by each unique experience & every familiar face
4. Imagine how they feel with girls that blow up their phones with msgs, get mad when they see other providers, bitch about their problems all session, and get lazier in terms of service every time.

Food for thought....

Love,
Emily.

 

[Raiden]

Damn, I knew I should've been Axeing my ass!

 

[Cycleguy007]

Damn, I knew I should've been Axeing my ass!

While you're at it...

:rofl!: