This is SO not the appropriate place for most of these. Not only is it unprofessional and not universally true for some points and some women, it doesn't achieve your ultimate goal of "reversing the table" (which seems petty to begin with). To compound the logistical error, you're not reaching your target audience. A gentleman who is reading the Lounge on HUBGFE is unlikely to not commit any obvious faux pas as he has taken the time to get at least marginally involved in the community.
I like the concept of educating the men, but the execution was poor. Maybe you could write an "Important Things for Clients to Keep in Mind" and ask for it to be stickied? Please leave out the stuff that's not true for everyone/most women. For example the hygiene and condom/sexual assault stuff is 100% true across the board for every woman, but many other things, like purposefully providing bad service, are not universally accurate.
If you decide to write something else, I'd strongly advise reading what Emily posted several times over first. As female SPs on this and every other review board, it's important that we remember we are guests and our participation here is a privilege and not a right: boards are not intended as a marketing tool for you, a support group for you, or a place for you to vent.