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Life gets better with age.

I'm the exception.....I'm falling apart with age. I'm the rusted out lemon POS that you don't see on the Barrette-Jackson auto auction.

As long as you can get it up, nothing to worry about.
 
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Can't wait till it comes on. It's a good thing for old people, free bird watching.



Peter Mansbridge better watch his wrinkled ass.

Oregon’s notorious Library Girl, Kendra Sunderland, is in talks with Toronto-based Naked News web network.

She’s a natural TV reporter, producer Lucas Tyler tells me. “Calm, cool and relaxed. There’s a lot of potential there.”

Naked News, as you can guess, features broadcasters who deliver the day’s highlights while stripping buck-naked.

Do not expect stories like ISIS or the Nepal earthquake. “We don’t want people to get depressed while watching naked women read the news,” says Tyler.

Network brass noted the world-wide kerfuffle over Kendra’s college webcam caper and their eyes got big. They flew her in for an audition, which aired last weekend.

I must say she was most impressive. I mean, she pronounced Gisele Bundchen’s name correctly, and I doubt even Tom Brady can do that, and he’s Gisele’s husband.
 
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