Life

[-b]

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

Remember if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

Make it idiot proof and somebody will make a better idiot.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them

Beer is not just for Breakfast anymore.:neutral:

 

[Pullmyfinger]

And what brought that up?.

 

[a 1 player]

I see you have read my philosophy book.

 

[Prick]

Life is so short life it like it was your last day.

I forgot who wrote that but I like to follow that route. But sometimes one forgets.

 

[McGuinty]

Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

Remember if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

Make it idiot proof and somebody will make a better idiot.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them

Beer is not just for Breakfast anymore.:neutral:

Then what is beer for?.

 

[Art Mann]

That's a leading question, Mr. McGuinty. Looking forward to what the expert says on the witness stand.

 

[tboy]

Life is so short live it like it was your last day.

I forgot who wrote that but I like to follow that route. But sometimes one forgets.

I corrected your post....

The only problem with living life like it was your last day, and many MANY people are living that way, is "what happens tomorrow....."?

As in:
.....when you have no money?
......you have no resources?
....when the air is so polluted you can't see 2 blocks?
.....when you can't drink the water?
.....when you get caught on a cliff edge and some EMT dies trying to save your ass?
......when you have no way to support yourself?
.....when all those girls you fucked without a condom end up getting pregnant?

Sorry, I think that line is complete horseshit and if everyone lived like there was no tomorrow our planet wouldn't last the decade...thankfully most live like there IS a tomorrow and plan for it.....

 

[-b]

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

There is a light at the end of the tunnel......just pray it's not a train.

Everyone has a photographic memory.......some just don't have film

 

[tboy]

Life is like a red light sale at Kmart, only no one is telling you what aisle it's in......

and my personal motto:

The only constant in life is change.

 

[Beast]

Life is what you want it and make it to be. You are in charge of your own domain and don't be fooled by those that tell you otherwise.,

 

[tboy]

Life is what you want it and make it to be. You are in charge of your own domain and don't be fooled by those that tell you otherwise.,

while generally speaking we do exert a lot of control over our lives there is a LOT that is beyond our control. For eg: One may have the desire and drive to be an engineer, but if their IQ is only 90, then no matter how hard they try, it ain't gonna happen.

 

[Auggie]

Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese, death is a cold lasagna suspended in deep freeze.