Losers of the week, stupid things people do.

[Beef Jerky]

Stupid things people do.

Stupid things people do.

 

[Anto]

Let me be the first one.

Get married.

 

[Brokenhearted]

Don't ask.

 

[Wanker]

More suicidal than stupid.

 

[BigBoner]

Spend their hard earned money on lotteries.

 

[God]

Believe their own lies.

 

[Winslow]

 

[Lobby]

March. 19 (UPI) -- A Norridgewock man was woken up on Tuesday morning by Maine State Police armed with assault rifles because workers who were outside his home believed they had seen a firearm stuffed into his waistband earlier.As it turns out, the “gun” just happened to be a really good tattoo.

When Michael Smith went and yelled at tree removal workers without wearing a shirt, they thought he had a gun and called police.
Officers arrived at his home armed to the teeth and demanded through a megaphone that Smith come out of his house. Luckily, before anything horrible happened, officers realized that the only gun Smith possesses is the life-size handgun he has tattooed on his lower stomach.

“I got plans today. I didn’t want to get shot,” Smith said after the incident was over.
“Obviously it was a misunderstanding and he didn’t have a weapon, but we had to respond to the initial report as if he did,” Maine State Police Trooper Scott Duff told the Morning Sentinel. “We take all precautions when we don’t have the details.”

Duff said that he didn’t think Smith was attempting to intimidate the workers.
“I think he had been sleeping and was wearing pajama pants,” Duff said. “I’m not sure what his mindset was, but he wasn’t pointing to his gun or anything like that.”


Read more: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/0...r-a-real-firearm/5541395245004/#ixzz2wR5Ikk9M

 

[A B S]

Don't mess with the wrong guy.

 

[User-E]

I did something stupid/silly the other day. I woke up in the middle of the night, kept my eyes closed while I stumbled to the bathroom without checking the clock, then went back to bed. My head was full of thoughts but I was really tired and wanted to sleep ... laid there for a while ... finally got up and turned on the light, grabbed my notepad and went back to bed. Did some writing, closed my eyes and tried to drift off.

When it seemed like my body was gonna cooperate and let me go back to sleep, I got up and turned off the light - and it was broad daylight out!

I stood there in disbelief wondering what the hell just happened. Still not sure if it was already morning the first time I woke up but didn't realize it because my eyes were closed, or if I went back to sleep with the light on and thought I'd stayed awake.

Hmmmmmm

 

[Wise Guy]

I did something stupid/silly the other day. I woke up in the middle of the night, kept my eyes closed while I stumbled to the bathroom without checking the clock, then went back to bed. My head was full of thoughts but I was really tired and wanted to sleep ... laid there for a while ... finally got up and turned on the light, grabbed my notepad and went back to bed. Did some writing, closed my eyes and tried to drift off.

When it seemed like my body was gonna cooperate and let me go back to sleep, I got up and turned off the light - and it was broad daylight out!

I stood there in disbelief wondering what the hell just happened. Still not sure if it was already morning the first time I woke up but didn't realize it because my eyes were closed, or if I went back to sleep with the light on and thought I'd stayed awake.

Hmmmmmm

Hmmmmmm For sure.

 

[Domingo]

 

[Senor Gomes]

:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

I've never done that -/It wasn't me:-/

 

[Wazzap]

He is lucky the bouncer is a nice guy.

 

[HOF]

He was very lucky and the bouncer gave him ONE SHOT! Good work!

 

[HOF]

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[HOF]

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[RED]

 

[DannyDeVito]

I wish I had the balls to do this Funky & Music

Maybe when I was younger :biggrin2:

 

[Loophole]