Losers of the week, stupid things people do.

[Johnnybehorny]

Why doesn't chocolate milk comes from brown cows. :neutral:

 

[Blackrock13]

Oh, you still here?

No, actually I left about an hour ago and you're seeing things.

 

[Bill The Pirate]

do people lie on the internet?

 

[Cycleguy007]

Are you awake? :shock:

 

[amber-jade]

do you swallow ?

 

[Bear669]

One grocery clerk to another...

One grocery clerk to another...

'Geez, that woman just bought a Lotto 1-2-3-4-5-6! What are the odds of THAT!'

 

[RAWD]

Q: Hey, what's the score?
A: It's a tied game

Q: Cool, so who's winning?

 

[smylee52]

.
"Well to tell you the truth "

 

[tboy]

Oh, you still here?

No, actually I left about an hour ago and you're seeing things.

really, the only thing wrong with that is the 're after you.....

The best one was from an old Bill Cosby show where he went over to Ray Charles' house and walked through the front door, noticed all the lights were out and yelled out "ray, where are you"?

Ray answered "I'm in the bathroom shaving"

Bill: Ray, what are you doing shaving with the lights out, you're going to cut yourself!!

Ray: Bill? I've been doing it my whole life.....

I seem to remember being in line at a grocery store and the person in front of me asks:
customer: Your dozen eggs are $2.99 right?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: I only need 4, how much are four?
SHopkeeper: $2.99
Customer: but that's the same price as a dozen
Shopkeeper: Yes it is
Customer: but I only want 4
Shopkeeper looks at me and rolls his eyes.....lol...

 

[Beenthere123]

The most stupid comment/ question you have ever heard.

The most stupid comment/ question you have ever heard.

Does Rayfinkel drink?. :neutral::666:

 

[Jawbone]

That was just today. A friend calls me at home and says "Hey JB (well not really JB) you at home?"
DUH! No buddy, my evil twin brother is talking to you stupid!

 

[png2]

That was just today. A friend calls me at home and says "Hey JB (well not really JB) you at home?"
DUH! No buddy, my evil twin brother is talking to you stupid!

That's not really a stupid question. You could have call forwarding to your cell phone.

 

[el matador]

That's not really a stupid question. You could have call forwarding to your cell phone.

Please dude don't get too technical :no: :bad:. It does happen often.

 

[Cycleguy007]

From any woman...

"Does this make me look fat?"

EXACTLY! The article of clothing doesn't make her look fat... the extra FAT does! LOL :shock:

 

[tboy]

From any woman...

"Does this make me look fat?"

LOL don't know how I forgot that one.....guess it's been a while since I had a gf...DOH

I forget which comedian said this:
Girlfriend asked me "do these jeans make my ass look big"?
Comedian: No your ass makes those jeans look big lol...

My rule of thumb is? If you have to ask then the answer will be yes.....

 

[Trump]

What is the diameter of a square? :neutral:

 

[Gordon Ramsey]

Everybody's going to die if they live long enough.:neutral::no:

 

[Knight Rider]

Me: She just had a baby
Person: Is it a girl?
Me: No
Person: Is it a boy?

 

[Nothingtodo]

Me: She just had a baby
Person: Is it a girl?
Me: No
Person: Is it a boy?

Its a dog.

 

[Blackrock13]

How's the tractor going? :tongue:

Just fine!



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