Lost in Translation

[bolt.upright]

So, I have this friend I met on the boards. We've had lunch a few times, compared notes, and have seen a lot of the same SP's and MPA's. He has recently retired and moved to a Latin-American country with his family.

Of course it was a matter of time before he began to hobby there as well, and this morning I awoke to an email from him, with the link to a lady he is planning to visit soon. Her ad is completely in Spanish (nice pictures though) so I ran the page through Google Translate. Hmm, I wonder if they use different terms down there, Google translate is really bad with sexual slang, or if this lady is into some pretty weird stuff. Among the many unusual translations is this: "Poses as Spider, Blender, Kangaroo" What? Lol! Yeah, I think I'll recommend that he keeps looking...

 

[Wanker]

Who is the SP?.

 

[bolt.upright]

https://scortskaren.blogspot.com/

 

[Prick]

Bummer.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Through Google Translate:

"GIRL DESCOMPLICADA, Colombian, accommodating, very sexy. COME WITH MANY NEWS: EXPERT IN ORAL SEX, SLOW MOTION, crossed, CONTRAVIA, Crescent. EXPERT POSES AS SPIDER, BLENDER, THE KANGAROO. COME AND ENJOY THE MOST EROTIC MASSAGE MASSAGE AS MY RUSSIAN natural tits, prostatic massage, anti-stress massage. I WAIT FOR YOU, MY LOVE…. LLAMAME to have the pleasure to please CONTACT QUOTES .... 38 77 099 236 Write to me at my mail [email protected]"

I have never been so turned on.:biggrin2:

 

[Transient]

Spider:

Urban dictionary for Kangaroo:
A sexual position in which the female crouches on the ground and the male crouches higher behind her, giving her anal sex. there is thrusting and hopping.
Guy #1: Dude, we totally did kangaroo position last night. Only it sucked cuz Tracey is a narcoleptic and she collapsed halfway through.
Guy #2: Well, thats the luck ain't it.

Urban dictionary for Blender:
A fingering motion with a flicking of fingeres and a twisting wrist motion while motion your arm up and down
Kyle pulled out the blender on a willing lady.

 

[bolt.upright]

Well, I think we need some of our Canadian ladies advertising similar services. Who knew they really existed?!

 

[McGuinty]

Must be the currency he is using.

 

[Anto]

 

[BEER]

Offer her a beer.

 

[Snail]

Tell your friend he doesn't have to book on line. Just walk any Latin American City for a few minutes and they will find him.

 

[Anonymous69]

Does she have a sister :biggrin2: