Lottery Tickets

[Madman]

WTF, why can't I win? WHAT THE HELL!!! OK rant over carry on!!

 

[Madman]

Cardinal smells like rotten eggs



Papa likes to lick donkey balls

SillyG's feet are too big and can't find any boots that fit her...



NO THIS IS NOT ANOTHER USELESS MADMAN THREAD ABOUT NOTHING SO DON'T EVEN GO THERE!!!!



Tranny's new camera doesn't have a wide enough lens to take pictures of his arse

Art Mann likes to meditate in the buff but his neighbors have had enough

Primo just received notification from the Obama fan club that he's invited to the White House as a special guest but cannot bring Papa.

HOF is always looking for the next big blow!

MB is having a bad morning, he can't get it up



Ryan has been contacted again by the CRA

 

[Madman]

Guido is a happy camper

Raiden pulled out his "big" gun

OMG Peace is back and I have to get back to work!!!!!

 

[Casa_Nova]

Two pretty big jackpots out there...around $30 mil for the next 649 & Lottomax

 

[Transient]

Last week on a whim while traveling, I spent two bucks on a scratch ticket and won 100 bucks. First time I ever won more than 5 bucks.




...and my camera does too have wide enough of field of view to capture my arse.

 

[User-E]

...and my camera does too have wide enough of field of view to capture my arse.

That's called the 'panoramic' option isn't it? Where it takes a series of pics and stitches them together in one huge widescreen image? :LMAO:

 

[Transient]

That's called the 'panoramic' option isn't it? Where it takes a series of pics and stitches them together in one huge widescreen pic? :LMAO:

Yes.






































wise ass!

 

[User-E]

Yes.

wise ass!

I bet people with ADHD miss 50% of your post content.

You have a cute little tushie, and if other members are tired of looking at it, you can just PM them to me if you want. I'm printing them out in poster size to hang on my bedroom wall. :wink2:

Edit - btw - the printer tech employee at Staples is enjoying them too! I get them printed in full colour, then laminated so they'll last forever.

 

[Barbara]

I purchased my tickets for this week. You can't win if you don't play.

 

[HOF]

I buy one ticket for Wednesday, Friday and Saturday and you can't win unless you play.

Anyone realize that 3 (30Million) winners have been from Hamilton in the last year. I'd be really content with 250K

 

[Raiden]

Raiden pulled out his "big" gun

OMG Peace is back and I have to get back to work!!!!!

You won't need that lottery ticket once I'm done with you!!:grrrrrr:

 

[Wise Guy]

I got my tickets.

 

[Reverse]

I purchased my tickets for this week. You can't win if you don't play.

I always buy one 649 and one Lotto max and every now and then a scratch and win. I'm very lucky with the small prizes but never the big one.

 

[Wanker]

I only keep winning free tickets. Nothing more.

 

[HOF]

I always buy one 649 and one Lotto max and every now and then a scratch and win. I'm very lucky with the small prizes but never the big one.

I have a small prize for you!:wink2: I just know how to use it.:biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

649=40 million for this Saturday plus 1 guaranteed winner of 1 million. Why haven't we heard anything of these new 1 million dollar winners?

Max=30 million for this Friday.

Really, I'd like to see lotto wins limited to 2.5 million and make more winners unless they start offering 10, 1 million dollar winners every draw. I mean really, it would be nice!:biggrin2: Unless it's my ticket that wins the big one! But, I'd share it with 9 people in my private life, 4 charities (none of them big ones), pay for a sexapolooza for about 15 members with all the well known agencies in attendance (he, he, he) and then move into seclusion with a few good women.:biggrin2:

 

[Guido]

I have a small prize for you!:wink2: I just know how to use it.:biggrin2:

At least you're honest:biggrin2:

 

[ConquerorRyan]

I buy lottery tickets from time to time. I don't usually win that much. Although one time while playing the Lotto Max, I almost won one of the $1m dollar side prizes.

For those extra draws, you need to get all 7 numbers correct, or you win nothing. I got the first 6 numbers right, and I had a 33% chance to win $1m, because my 6th correct number was 46, and my last number was 48.. so the last number was going to be either 47, 48 or 49. It ended up being 49 Ohhhh... so close.

 

[Barbara]

Today is the lotto max draw, If I win drinks at Moxie's tomorrow night on me!:YMPARTY:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Today is the lotto max draw, If I win drinks at Moxie's tomorrow night on me!:YMPARTY:

DIBS ON THE TEQUILA SHOT FROM HER NAVEL! :biggrin2: