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MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

HOOKED said:
He was probably on a power trip or didn't like the color of your skin, not too many blue people around. Tell me, was it a female because they are usually the worst. A female with power is a dangerous thing.


nope
2 guys

I have seen the female power trip on the US side.

One night a bunch of us went to PE55 for a stag. We had a Limo Bus but the driver did not know his way around too well so I stayed sober.
On the way back we pull up and she gets on and starts shouting orders for IDs. I give her my Passport and she asks why I carry a US Passport to go to Canada (was pre 9-11). I tell her it is easier than answering a bunch of questions.

So she orders a bunch of drunks to come up with their IDs.................I go and roust one of the guys who was passed out and got his wallet. Handed her his US Customs Badge and Lieutenant ID.

She all of a sudden got real nice.
 
papasmerf said:
nope
2 guys

I have seen the female power trip on the US side.

One night a bunch of us went to PE55 for a stag. We had a Limo Bus but the driver did not know his way around too well so I stayed sober.
On the way back we pull up and she gets on and starts shouting orders for IDs. I give her my Passport and she asks why I carry a US Passport to go to Canada (was pre 9-11). I tell her it is easier than answering a bunch of questions.

So she orders a bunch of drunks to come up with their IDs.................I go and roust one of the guys who was passed out and got his wallet. Handed her his US Customs Badge and Lieutenant ID.

She all of a sudden got real nice.

Ha ha ha, that must have felt so good.
 
HOOKED said:
Ha ha ha, that must have felt so good.

Hell I have been hand cuffed twice at the border because they wanted someone else with my name.................One time right after 9-11 I reviewed the videos with their Capitan and showed the 3 spots I could have disarmed the officers...................Seems they were sent out for more training.
 
papasmerf said:
Hell I have been hand cuffed twice at the border because they wanted someone else with my name.................One time right after 9-11 I reviewed the videos with their Capitan and showed the 3 spots I could have disarmed the officers...................Seems they were sent out for more training.

You really should change the Charles Manson name, it would really make life simpler.
 
peace said:

Why you dirty back stabbing , tree hugging, arse grabbing .......FIRST OFF , DON'T GIVE PAPA PRAISE WHEN HE DOESN'T SERVE PRUNES AND COLD BLACK COFFEE!

NEXT BONE I HAVE TO PICK WITH YOU IS "where's the magic word" nya nya blah blah "where's the magic word"
Cardinal Fang said:
Can I have mine with SPAM.

oldguyzer said:
Can I just have a simple bacon, eggs, and hash browns this morning, chef?

WHY you're scared of the old buzzard and the raunchy priest??
 
Whoo weee! Two of these in past hour.

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Ima lightweight.
 
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oldguyzer said:
Since you have yet to learn how to search, here's a trio. There are more, but I won't do any more work for you:

https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthre...Yonge-and-King





Now, where are your reviews?

And when are you going to show this great "technique" you boast about and bet upon?

Oh yeah....neither exist. All talk, no action.

Thanks, I'll read those.

Most of my reviews are on the red board. One thread title is "Sitara on a Saturday", from summer, 2004. There's another for 'Katarina' or 'Katerina', one or the other. Mine was the one where her name was correctly spelled. She was from a well known downtown agency incall. One was in a thread deleted by mods there, but because of follow up comments, not mine. That was for a 'Lola', that advertised on 'the designated area above the infrared range'. The last one was November, 2012, Julie St Clair. I was the thread starter in all of those. I can't remember if I wrote a review of "erotic Daniella", with the rock hard silicon tits. I think I still have a certificate from her, somewhere, but I think every guy got one of those.

There was one other 'semi review' of 'Brandy', who was an early associate of Cindy of 4Play. She was new in town, and un-reviewed. I asked her if she wanted a review, and she said "Only if it's good". When her name came up in forums, I said 'I've seen her, but she asked that she not be reviewed', (not a direct quote, but the gist), and I was raked over the coals for that. She was an attractive 'South Pacific' woman, by appearance or billing a 'Hawaiian' look, or similar. She was heavier than her photos, but still reasonably hot. She had more than the average number of restrictions, and assumed that an hour appointment and one SOG were synonymous. I was privately offered a second session at a reduced rate, in exchange for a more positive review, but I declined.

I also had one on on another old board, whose name sounds like 'cannabis', spring 2001, one of Alison's Angel's, a redhead. Her first name began with A, but that was true of all of them. I don't know if that board still exists, but I doubt it. The Montreal section was the best read, and guys were always raving about the stable at Les filles de M. Jacques.

I didn't write reviews for any other sessions. Usually they were with Escorts everybody already knew all about, or the sessions were not worth writing about, in my opinion.

I don't pay for company all that often, and never made any claim to that effect. I have a modest income, and freelance work that intermittently pays me well, but only after the work is completed, not during. I don't carry any personal debt, so when I make some extra money, I use some of it for adult play. I never said anywhere that I got laid any more often than the average guy here, I've just said that I've refused the sexual advances of women to whom I wasn't physically attracted, more than ten times, and that's true, as well.

The next time I buy a session, I'll write a review here, shortly thereafter. That I promise. I can't promise when that will be, but almost certainly before the end of the winter.

And when are you going to show this great "technique" you boast about and bet upon?

I'll show it to her at the session. Neither of us are ever going to show it to you. That 'you' means every guy here. I'm not going to show or explain how it works, you'll have to discover it for yourselves, as I did. I didn't make a bet with you. You offered to pay for one of my sessions if a reputable Escort confirmed that my technique is real. I agreed to allow you to pay for my next session, if and when the third party confirmation is made. The only thing I wagered was my reputation, but I consider that to be more valuable to me than money. This is a specific performance contract, rather than a bet. I didn't have to look that up on Wikipedia. I remember how that works from an episode of The Paper Chase. The obligation falls upon you to pay the agreed upon amount, in the event that the prescribed terms are met. Those terms cannot be met by either of us; even if taught the technique, she would have no obligations towards either of us. I could not request that you fulfill your obligation to me until she has first voluntarily met your conditions, as explicitly stated.

If I book with some other provider, I'll show her how it works, and she won't tell you, either. I can guarantee that Julie wouldn't tell you, and I can guarantee that she would be insulted if you asked. Her reputation is based on discretion, and telling you would be indiscreet, and of no advantage to her. I don't care how long any of you guys can fuck.

I wouldn't bang a woman I found unattractive, just because She could take it for as long as I could give it. Beyond twenty minutes or so, it really just depends on how much longer the guy wants to delay his orgasm, and whether or not the woman is beyond her comfort zone. I kind of need to know the limits of her stamina early, so I don't outlast her, and have to finish myself off. How long I do certain things determines how long I'll last. It's not all about how long the guy can last. It's whether he can last for as long as she would like him to, and not appreciably more.

None of us want or would want any of you guys to be told how to do it. It is real, however, and you may or may not believe that, even after someone else confirms it.
 
bobistheowl said:
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Thanks, I'll read those.

Most of my reviews are on the red board. One thread title is "Sitara on a Saturday", from summer, 2004. There's another for 'Katarina' or 'Katerina', one or the other. Mine was the one where her name was correctly spelled. She was from a well known downtown agency incall. One was in a thread deleted by mods there, but because of follow up comments, not mine. That was for a 'Lola', that advertised on 'the designated area above the infrared range'. The last one was November, 2012, Julie St Clair. I was the thread starter in all of those. I can't remember if I wrote a review of "erotic Daniella", with the rock hard silicon tits. I think I still have a certificate from her, somewhere, but I think every guy got one of those.

There was one other 'semi review' of 'Brandy', who was an early associate of Cindy of 4Play. She was new in town, and un-reviewed. I asked her if she wanted a review, and she said "Only if it's good". When her name came up in forums, I said 'I've seen her, but she asked that she not be reviewed', (not a direct quote, but the gist), and I was raked over the coals for that. She was an attractive 'South Pacific' woman, by appearance or billing a 'Hawaiian' look, or similar. She was heavier than her photos, but still reasonably hot. She had more than the average number of restrictions, and assumed that an hour appointment and one SOG were synonymous. I was privately offered a second session at a reduced rate, in exchange for a more positive review, but I declined.

I also had one on on another old board, whose name sounds like 'cannabis', spring 2001, one of Alison's Angel's, a redhead. Her first name began with A, but that was true of all of them. I don't know if that board still exists, but I doubt it. The Montreal section was the best read, and guys were always raving about the stable at Les filles de M. Jacques.

I didn't write reviews for any other sessions. Usually they were with Escorts everybody already knew all about, or the sessions were not worth writing about, in my opinion.

I don't pay for company all that often, and never made any claim to that effect. I have a modest income, and freelance work that intermittently pays me well, but only after the work is completed, not during. I don't carry any personal debt, so when I make some extra money, I use some of it for adult play. I never said anywhere that I got laid any more often than the average guy here, I've just said that I've refused the sexual advances of women to whom I wasn't physically attracted, more than ten times, and that's true, as well.

The next time I buy a session, I'll write a review here, shortly thereafter. That I promise. I can't promise when that will be, but almost certainly before the end of the winter.

And when are you going to show this great "technique" you boast about and bet upon?

I'll show it to her at the session. Neither of us are ever going to show it to you. That 'you' means every guy here. I'm not going to show or explain how it works, you'll have to discover it for yourselves, as I did. I didn't make a bet with you. You offered to pay for one of my sessions if a reputable Escort confirmed that my technique is real. I agreed to allow you to pay for my next session, if and when the third party confirmation is made. The only thing I wagered was my reputation, but I consider that to be more valuable to me than money. This is a specific performance contract, rather than a bet. I didn't have to look that up on Wikipedia. I remember how that works from an episode of The Paper Chase. The obligation falls upon you to pay the agreed upon amount, in the event that the prescribed terms are met. Those terms cannot be met by either of us; even if taught the technique, she would have no obligations towards either of us. I could not request that you fulfill your obligation to me until she has first voluntarily met your conditions, as explicitly stated.

If I book with some other provider, I'll show her how it works, and she won't tell you, either. I can guarantee that Julie wouldn't tell you, and I can guarantee that she would be insulted if you asked. Her reputation is based on discretion, and telling you would be indiscreet, and of no advantage to her. I don't care how long any of you guys can fuck.

I wouldn't bang a woman I found unattractive, just because She could take it for as long as I could give it. Beyond twenty minutes or so, it really just depends on how much longer the guy wants to delay his orgasm, and whether or not the woman is beyond her comfort zone. I kind of need to know the limits of her stamina early, so I don't outlast her, and have to finish myself off. How long I do certain things determines how long I'll last. It's not all about how long the guy can last. It's whether he can last for as long as she would like him to, and not appreciably more.

None of us want or would want any of you guys to be told how to do it. It is real, however, and you may or may not believe that, even after someone else confirms it.


Hey Bob

Your latest attack thread was closed by Wild Bill.....................Let it go at that.

Oh and this is for you
 
A bit heavy for me this morning. Can I have something a bit lighter? Maybe a nice bacon sammich:
 

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