MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

Come on Peace, you vant to lool like me




drop the fake tan and start working out

 

[Madman]

magic words?

I've already said the magic words........GET MY FUCKING EGGS, COLD BLACK COFFEE AND PRUNES....dem the magic words and I don't know SMERF LANGUAGE so DEAL WITH IT!

 

[papasmerf]

I've already said the magic words........GET MY FUCKING EGGS, COLD BLACK COFFEE AND PRUNES....dem the magic words and I don't know SMERF LANGUAGE so DEAL WITH IT!

Maybe you will do better for lunch

 

[Madman]

Maybe you will do better for lunch

Have you looked into my EYES yet?? You clearly have not because if you had, you would know you need to get through BREAKFAST FIRST GOD DAMMIT!!!

Where's Guido or Primo, I NEED A SMERF SQUASHED!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Have you looked into my EYES yet?? You clearly have not because if you had, you would know you need to get through BREAKFAST FIRST GOD DAMMIT!!!

Where's Guido or Primo, I NEED A SMERF SQUASHED!!!

they are in the kitchen enjoying breakfast.

 

[Madman]

they are in the kitchen enjoying breakfast.

Hmmm, eggs??

 

[papasmerf]

Hmmm, eggs??

Nope

Sticky buns and




They have a better meal plan than you.

 

[Madman]

Meal PLAN MY FAT ARSE!!! I'm the owner, the BOSS, the BIG MAN, THE CEO of this enterprise.

I EAT WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE .....YOU GOT THAT SMERF??

STOP LOOKING AWAY AND LOOK AT ME

 

[papasmerf]

Meal PLAN MY FAT ARSE!!! I'm the owner, the BOSS, the BIG MAN, THE CEO of this enterprise.

I EAT WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE .....YOU GOT THAT SMERF??

STOP LOOKING AWAY AND LOOK AT ME

I realize you feel special because you have the entire roof to yourself.
But unless you pay your past due rent you will not even have that.

The only reason I let the staff serve you any food at all is out of the kindness of my big blue heart.

No take your meds and come back to speak with me after you come out of this ownership delusion.

MM, it seems we have this discussion when ever you believe you are fine without your meds.

 

[Madman]

Now you are starting to try my patience.....I need to think this one through before I do something I may not be able to UNDO




Hmmmmm I just had a great idea

 

[papasmerf]

Now you are starting to try my patience.....I need to think this one through before I do something I may not be able to UNDO




Hmmmmm I just had a great idea

If you have an idea I will wager it is lonely.

 

[Madman]

FUCKING RIGHT YOU ALL BETTER BE SCARED

 

[Madman]

Everybody knows what an ARSE YOU ARE

 

[papasmerf]

Everybody knows what an ARSE YOU ARE

You are missing Bob's Ass?

 

[Madman]

NO WONDER you can't cook a proper breakfast, YOU KEEP FUCKING AROUND IN GUIDO'S ROOM

 

[papasmerf]

NO WONDER you can't cook a proper breakfast, YOU KEEP FUCKING AROUND IN GUIDO'S ROOM

Jealous?

 

[Madman]

Jealous?

YES I AM!

 

[papasmerf]

YES I AM!

maybe we will let you play with the sheep later today.

 

[Madman]

maybe we will let you play with the sheep later today.

You keep your eyes and filthy little blue paws off my SHEEP! :aggressive2:

 

[papasmerf]

You keep your eyes and filthy little blue paws off my SHEEP! :aggressive2:

I have them trained to back into me.............so no hands required. :-Cool/"