MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[peace]

:no:

 

[peace]

Breakfast

:no:

 

[oldguyzer]

Breakfast

If that's the best you can do, I'm starting to side with Madman!

 

[Madman]

Peace, if you do as your told I will send this as a bonus to your room.

Oldguyzer, I'm working on your bonus next.



REMEMBER TODAY IS NATIONAL IGNORE THE SMERF DAY!!

 

[Madman]

OG, for you I have a collection of beauties. Pick one or take them all. They are age appropriate , yes I think of everything. Remember, your loyalty is always appreciated!!!!

 

[oldguyzer]

OG, for you I have a collection of beauties. Pick one or take them all. They are age appropriate , yes I think of everything. Remember, your loyalty is always appreciated!!!!

Age appropriate my ass! 25 is age appropriate for me!

 

[Madman]

Age appropriate my ass! 25 is age appropriate for me!

I see, ok then! This is the deal....you provide me with a cold cup of black coffee and a side dish of prunes slightly aged....I hate hard prunes and you can have these ladies instead.

 

[oldguyzer]

I see, ok then! This is the deal....you provide me with a cold cup of black coffee and a side dish of prunes slightly aged....I hate hard prunes and you can have these ladies instead.

Thanks, but haven't need help in the ladies department for quite a while. My wallet does the attracting for me. :biggrin2:

As for the prunes, get 'em yourself. Never liked them. Now, where's my figs and dates?

 

[Madman]

Thanks, but haven't need help in the ladies department for quite a while. My wallet does the attracting for me. :biggrin2:

As for the prunes, get 'em yourself. Never liked them. Now, where's my figs and dates?

I have a better idea....I'll hang on to your wallet while you eat the figs and dates. Also what's your bank account number???

Peace, THE SPECIAL figs please for the good doctor..

 

[oldguyzer]

I have a better idea....I'll hang on to your wallet while you eat the figs and dates. Also what's your bank account number???

Peace, THE SPECIAL figs please for the good doctor..

You are so kind. My account number and password are written on the back of the bank card, so I won't forget them. But the card is safely tucked in my wallet so that's safe.

I like SPECIAL figs. The 23 year old spinner I met last week had some of those too, but I think she left the pits in so I didn't eat them myself, I just gave them to her dog.






Weird, haven't seen the dog this week.

 

[peace]

NO worries OG, here's a 25 year old woman for you....and thank you for nominating me.

 

[peace]

I have a better idea....I'll hang on to your wallet while you eat the figs and dates. Also what's your bank account number???

Peace, THE SPECIAL figs please for the good doctor..

....I have to reconsider as our last counselling appointment, you left the plastic couch in a deplorable filthy stinky condition.

 

[User-E]

May I suggest....

maybe a covering....

I remember going to people's houses when I was a kid, and sitting on couches that were covered with heavy plastic. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

I remember going to people's houses when I was a kid, and sitting on couches that were covered with heavy plastic. :biggrin2:

I remember being like 6 years old and asking my Grandpa, why Grandma had all the furniture covered in plastic.

He said you little bastards keep wetting yourselves.

I learned he might not be the one to ask why Grandma did stuff.

 

[Guido]

I remember being like 6 years old and asking my Grandpa, why Grandma had all the furniture covered in plastic.

He said you little bastards keep wetting yourselves.

I learned he might not be the one to ask why Grandma did stuff.

I remember wearing shorts as a little bambino and my ass cheeks sticking to the plastic covers. I also remember the entire family, zias, zios, cugini coming over to gather in the garage with bushels of tomatoes all around. We'd crush them, puree them, boil them all as one big happy family, well until Zio Giovanni got drunk and started a fight with the neighbor over the cat.Hmmmmmm

 

[Guido]

Then of course there was Zia Yolanda who would pinch my cheeks so hard I'd walk around with a bruised face but I didn't complain because she made the best pizza in the whole wide world rest her soul.

Now Zio Rocco, he was a no nonsense kind of wise guy. He didn't say much, it was the way he looked at you. If he was getting angry, his eyes would get smaller and he lower lip would curl. I still get scared thinking about the look but he was the one who introduced me to my first set of speedo's rest his soul.

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[peace]

:no:

 

[oldguyzer]

I remember wearing shorts as a little bambino and my ass cheeks sticking to the plastic covers. I also remember the entire family, zias, zios, cugini coming over to gather in the garage with bushels of tomatoes all around. We'd crush them, puree them, boil them all as one big happy family, well until Zio Giovanni got drunk and started a fight with the neighbor over the cat.Hmmmmmm

Then of course there was Zia Yolanda who would pinch my cheeks so hard I'd walk around with a bruised face but I didn't complain because she made the best pizza in the whole wide world rest her soul.

Now Zio Rocco, he was a no nonsense kind of wise guy. He didn't say much, it was the way he looked at you. If he was getting angry, his eyes would get smaller and he lower lip would curl. I still get scared thinking about the look but he was the one who introduced me to my first set of speedo's rest his soul.

You should write a book or TV script. :clapping2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Breakfast

Better than yesterday, but I'm still going to the greasy spoon downtown.