MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

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HEY, you talking about my sis there young lady?? She's not happy!!!

:LMAO: The sad thing about this is I have seen about 5 young women who's lips
are like that....:LMAO: I think Tran should do Madman's Lips Like that......

 

[peace]

:no:

 

[Insertion]

:no:

Peace my friend you are looking at the cup half empty instead of half full. Imagine the bbbj Guidette can give one with those marvellous lips!Praise-Bowing

 

[Transient]

You just have to pry her lips off the inside of the windshield first.

 

[Insertion]

You just have to pry her lips off the inside of the windshield first.

I think that can be arranged. I'm sure I can insert something between her lips and the wind-shield.:biggrin2:

 

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Under those lips are teeth.....:don'twantto-see:/
Does not matter how big her lips are
but if she gets you with the teeth

 

[Madman]

Great, NOW I HAVE A GUIDETTE to feed!!

 

[Madman]

Under those lips are teeth.....:don'twantto-see:/
Does not matter how big her lips are
but if she gets you with the teeth

No worries, Guido's granny is safe. She has no teeth.

 

[Melanie]

Mr. Madman, you're such a naughty man!! :YMDEVIL:

 

[peace]

It's Liberace

 

[HOF]

No worries, Guido's granny is safe. She has no teeth.

Looks like my 'trailer trash' neighbour that wears 1970's flannel pj's in 90 degree weather! She's so gross.

 

[HOF]

:no:

Trying too hard, that's an under-statement!

She's playin' duck, duck, goose on her own!

 

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Bump....Bump.....Bump.....Hmmmmmm
Bump I missed gym due to the fact I was up so late
in the Lobby with Robyn....Had to make sure
Librace did not take.....:-Cool/"

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Is it possible to masturbate too much? I mean I can understand if it consumes your day you may have a problem. But what if lksdjfasd'pf9isdlf laskd jafsdf. lksjdflaskdjf......

Sorry about that my penis hit my keyboard.

 

[Madman]

Mr. Madman, you're such a naughty man!! :YMDEVIL:

Welcome back my lovely, I've saved your spot in the special room. Here, please slip into something more comfortable while I clear out the rif raf!

 

[Madman]

It's Liberace

I realize with age dementia starts to rear it's nasty head. Peace, stop what you're doing and call before it's too late and he can't help you out with the dementia maybe he can help you with your little pecker issue. NOW GET OUT!!!

 

[Madman]

Looks like my 'trailer trash' neighbour that wears 1970's flannel pj's in 90 degree weather! She's so gross.

Hof, don't you think maybe just maybe your neighbour is trying to lure you into her trailer. Please TOFTT and report back in 2 months!! NOW GET OUT!!!

 

[Madman]

Bump....Bump.....Bump.....Hmmmmmm
Bump I missed gym due to the fact I was up so late
in the Lobby with Robyn....Had to make sure
Librace did not take.....:-Cool/"

I will have you know that the lovely Robyn has given me permission to nibble on her bum cheeks therefore you should've gone to the gym LAZY ASS!

GET OUT and leave Melanie alone while she's waiting in my room!!!:NoNoNo:

 

[Madman]

Is it possible to masturbate too much? I mean I can understand if it consumes your day you may have a problem. But what if lksdjfasd'pf9isdlf laskd jafsdf. lksjdflaskdjf......

Sorry about that my penis hit my keyboard.

DUDE, jeeeeeezus, look at your hand. You have to stop choking the chicken so much (sorry choke) it's ruining your hands. You obviously ignored my snickers offer from the other thread because you were busy tugging. Listen carefully, I'm going to help you because you're new.:fixer: Alrighty then, listen up........ Stay away from Blissful's gum jobs, she actually will bite. Stay away from Peace, he will hug you and grab a handful of both cheeks. Stay away from Guido, he will raid your fridge and put you into bankruptcy trying to feed him. Stay away from Hof, he will hang up picture frames all over your place, but the frames will have invisible paintings and he'll bring his trailer trash GF along. Stay away from Tranny, he will go through your closet and play with all your outfits. Stay away from Repo, he'll eventually steal your car. Stay away from SillyG, Melanie, Amy, Sinful they are all mine and cannot leave my special room. Pssss, don't bother a 1, he's still sulking from loosing his thread shhhhhh... ok now you're up to speed.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Slowly backs away from Madman.*