MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Dan]

I don't think Linda is as innocent as we've been led to believe.

Hey Baz, you have any other lady friends we should know about or perhaps you would like to tell them about us??:wink2:

 

[HOF]

ROTFLMFAO!

LINDA, WHERE ARE YOU.

 

[-b]

Dearest Linda.....As you can see, some of the men here act they are teenage guys....
Too much viagra with some of them......:wink2: Well the ones who are not behaving themselves...

Now I know you are playing hard to get, so I want to say that my interest only last for
so long. Not one for playing games......so how about sending me a pic....:biggrin2:
You never know if you like it until you try......Why not try a massage first....I am sure
you would know after that.......:give_rose:

 

[Madman]

This not a singles bar or lesbian bar for the matter! BLISS, stop trying to hit on my special guest!!

Linda I apologize for Blissful's behaviour. Please come in you're safe with me. Just sit over there, don't worry about the mirrored floors!

 

[Madman]

OH NO, Blissful, board up the windows quickly! I suspect Baz is going to now make an appearance in my room. KEEP THE SON OF BEEEEP OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guido]

I bought a new tux and tie, this wedding better happen!!

 

[peace]

why? just stick wearing with speedo.

 

[-b]

OH NO, Blissful, board up the windows quickly! I suspect Baz is going to now make an appearance in my room. KEEP THE SON OF BEEEEP OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Madman, you are so Funny .......:LMAO: Back to wearing depends reading your shit.....
So when is this wedding happening.....I am going to marry Linda soon or my Sweetheart Reverse...
she will make you our Maid.....:LMAO: Liberace.......

Would you please stop scratching your balls.........And put some pants on, you can tell your age
by how low they hang......:wink2:

 

[Madman]

Madman, you are so Funny .......:LMAO: Back to wearing depends reading your shit.....
So when is this wedding happening.....I am going to marry Linda soon or my Sweetheart Reverse...
she will make you our Maid.....:LMAO: Liberace.......

Would you please stop scratching your balls.........And put some pants on, you can tell your age
by how low they hang......:wink2:

MY balls hang perfectly, you're confusing me with Melonballs. Did you get the stains out of the Persian rug the ball dragger messed up?

You can't marry the ladies, you signed a pre-nup, you just don't remember. It was WITNESSED by Peace but he doesn't remember because he was busy with Tranny in the closet.

 

[Madman]

why? just stick wearing with speedo.

WTF, is wrong with you Peace?? The rest of us don't want to see him with half his hairy ass hanging out as he comes down the isle to give away Bliss. Oh sorry, I forgot to mention Papasmerf had to be rushed to the hospital after over doing it eating bacon, so Guido will have to give Bliss away.

Papa will be ok physically but he's heart broken since his banning from the local buffets.

They all posted NO BACON EATING SMERFS ALLOWED

 

[-b]

Liberace's Balls.....

Please put some pants on.....Reverse....Madman ready for Checking....

 

[Madman]

Oh God, that looks painful!:don'twantto-see:/

 

[Madman]

Oh, it's raining again
Oh no, my love's at an end.
Oh no, it's raining again
And you know it's hard to pretend.
Oh no, it's raining again
Too bad I'm losing a friend.
Oh no, it's raining again
Oh, will my heart never mend.

I'm about to throw out my friend
Oh no, it's raining again
Will she never bend
Oh no, it's raining again

 

[Madman]

My fiancée with and without make-up and pmsing!

 

[-b]

Oh it's raining again
Madman has his dick in his hand again
Super glued it once again
Oh it raining again
The firemen are tired coming to his aide again
They are taking turns laughing at his rear end
Reverse has posted on it again
Saying open for business once again
Oh it raining again
Guido, Peace and Fang with be here again
To tease Madman, about his wee little man
Also the marks left on his rear end
Oh it raining again

 

[Guido]

Wow, everyone is singing again
Reverse is missing again
Linda is upsetting Bozo again
I can't sing but trying again
I had eggs and bacon again
My speedo is giving me a wedgy again

 

[-b]

After much Soul Searching, Therapy and Discussion with Friends...

I am changing my Sex to a Man.....Now don't be shock....Well HOF is having his thing...
So here is how they will do it.....Guys you may want to read this over encase you
missed it....

The operation starts with shaving my Head, Oh Well hair grows back
Then they will cut open my scalp .....Taking out my Brain.....
Cutting it in Half .....And there a Man.....:LMAO:
Hand usage good, going back and forth good.....Sticking my picker into any Hole good....
Scratching, crapping, eating and being reminded to shower good...plus clean your ass..

I changed my mind.......I love showering, I do not like smelling , and I like having the smarts
to know what to do with a woman....other than Boink her :na:....Romance is wonderful....

Ok Women did I write slowly for the guys to understand......

 

[Raiden]

After much Soul Searching, Therapy and Discussion with Friends...

I am changing my Sex to a Man.....Now don't be shock....Well HOF is having his thing...
So here is how they will do it.....Guys you may want to read this over encase you
missed it....

The operation starts with shaving my Head, Oh Well hair grows back
Then they will cut open my scalp .....Taking out my Brain.....
Cutting it in Half .....And there a Man.....:LMAO:
Hand usage good, going back and forth good.....Sticking my picker into any Hole good....
Scratching, crapping, eating and being reminded to shower good...plus clean your ass..

I changed my mind.......I love showering, I do not like smelling , and I like having the smarts
to know what to do with a woman....other than Boink her :na:....Romance is wonderful....

Ok Women did I write slowly for the guys to understand......

HUH, what DUH. I'll be back, I see a hole that needs plugging!! :go:

 

[Madman]

OH BLISSFUL, I found a 1 player. He went for a sex change too.

 

[Madman]

HUH, what DUH. I'll be back, I see a hole that needs plugging!! :go:

YES LEAVE, GET OUT! Just exit the door marked