MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[HOF]

Bridgette, I apologize for all these trespassers! I bought you a little gift while you wait in the special room

BLISSFUL guard the room with your life and DON'T GO INSIDE!

Bridgette is this a better gift? You can hide in my home; I'll take good care of you!​

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[HOF]

Get him FIdo!!

Killer Bichon-Frise! :no:

 

[SillyGirl]

Bacon's Revenge

Bacon's Revenge

70-year-old Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs

By Isolde Raftery, NBC News
On Wednesday morning, Terry V. Garner, a 70-year-old Oregon farmer, went to feed his animals. Several hours later, when he hadn’t returned, a family member went to look for him and found, on the ground of the hog enclosure, his dentures.

Further investigation of the enclosure revealed that the hogs, which each weighed about 700 pounds, had nearly completely eaten the farmer, although some body parts were strewn about the enclosure.
Now the Coos County Sheriff’s Office is investigating how Garner “ended up in a position where the hogs were able to consume him.” According to the Sheriff's statement:

There are several scenarios being investigated, including that Mr. Garner had a health event, such as a heart attack, which then put him in a position where the hogs could consume him. Another scenario being investigated is that given the age and health of Mr. Garner, that one or more of the hogs knocked Mr. Garner to the ground, whereupon that hogs killed and consumed him.
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The statement added that at least one of the hogs had previously been aggressive toward the farmer but did not specify how many hogs live on the farm.
Garner’s remains were examined on Saturday by a pathologist who was unable to determine how the man died. A forensic anthropologist at the University of Oregon will also examine his remains.
Answering the phone at Garner’s home Monday, a man who described himself as a family friend described the tragedy succinctly: “What a way.”
This isn’t the first time hogs have eaten their farmers.
In 2004, a Romanian woman was knocked unconscious and eaten by the pigs on her farm, UPI reported at the time. The news report did not say whether the woman survived, only that the pigs had eaten the woman's ears and half her face. Her husband, sedated, told reporters: "I'll never breed such beasts again."

 

[train]

Don't know whether to laugh or cry so I flipped and it's laugh.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Pigs have the closest biological make up to humans. Just sayin'.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Bridgette is this a better gift? You can hide in my home; I'll take good care of you!
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I'll take them both. Thanks boys!

And Madman, you can't expect Blissful to wait outside. Let her come in too?

 

[Guido]

It's 1:45 and the sun is shining. I'm also hungry because I had Chinese for lunch which never fills me up!:grrrrrr:

 

[Transient]

What kind of cat did you have?

 

[Guido]

What kind of cat did you have?

I thought the chicken balls tasted a little furry!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

That's so bad!

It is really beautiful out. I love how warm it is today!

 

[Transient]

Bridgette! We've traced the calls! THEY ARE COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR APARTMENT! RUN!!!!!

 

[peace]

It is 18:33 now.

 

[HOF]

It is now 23:36 and Bridgette is a stone cold fox!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Bridgette! We've traced the calls! THEY ARE COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR APARTMENT! RUN!!!!!

AHHHHH!!!!

 

[peace]

thought you would love it....

 

[Madman]

Bridgette! We've traced the calls! THEY ARE COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR APARTMENT! RUN!!!!!

TRANNY WTF SHUTTTTTTT UPPPPPPP, I was going in for the lick and you tipped her off, DAMN YOU!!!:grrrrrr:

 

[Madman]

SillyG, do you think just because you don't wear panties, have fuck boots and can make me hot and bothered by bending over gives you the right to post news casts in my thread??

Yeah ok go ahead but you better supply me a few moist wipes! :-Cool/"

 

[Madman]

It is now 23:36 and Bridgette is a stone cold fox!

She's mine, GO AWAY!

You can have Honeybee if you leave Bridgette alone. As soon as Honeybee is done in court today she's all yours NOW GET OUT!

 

[Madman]

thought you would love it....

GO give Hof a hug, HE'S GOING TO NEED ONE!:rofl!:

 

[Madman]

It's 1:45 and the sun is shining. I'm also hungry because I had Chinese for lunch which never fills me up!:grrrrrr:

I need you to break knee caps and enforce rules NOT join in with the trespassers. I've got a 72 ounce steak waiting for you if you DO YOUR JOB!!

Is there a real mobster in the house, anyone PLEASE preferably without a hairy plumbers crack !!