MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[HOF]

Pennywise is the creepiest of clowns! Tim Curry played the role and he's always played creepy characters.

 

[HOF]

Happy Friday!

It's the 5th of October, 2012 and the time is 12:14

Enjoy your afternoon Madman!

 

[peace]

It is 16:58.

 

[HOF]

It's now 17:03

 

[peace]

It's now 17:05.

 

[HOF]

:no:

 

[peace]

:good:

 

[Raiden]

It's 18:26 and I'm horny. Madman any recommendations?

 

[HOF]

It's 19:46.

 

[-b]

I would like.....

 

[Madman]

I would like.....

WTF, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?? LOOK AT ALL THE shenanigans GOING ON IN HERE!!!

YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR 2 DAYS and that means no GUM JOB privileges for you!

 

[-b]

You are silly Madman....Love you....:biggrin2:

Well it seems that you have enough women to deal with
that Tiny General in your pants......and I do not mean a midget dress as
a General.......:blush2: but then again....knowing you....

 

[Madman]

It's 18:26 and I'm horny. Madman any recommendations?

I'm glad you came to me for recommendations pervert!

I have a great recommendation and deal for you! Tell me are you sick of paying $250 per hour for an escort or $140 for a wire puller....well then old boy you've come to the right place.

I'm running an introductory weekend special. You can have this gem all night for only $150, yes you heard it right only $150. It will not say "no, you can't do that", it will accept anything you can dish out!

I also have other gems coming from Montreal for an extra $10. Sorry it's travel costs, you understand.



Now if you are feeling really randy may I suggest an all night duo for a small fee of $200!

YES STOP CRYING I COULD SEE THE TEARS OF JOY FROM HERE!!

Here are my duo specialist who also enjoy Greek tours

and her sister Mika



Papa, you're in the wrong section GET OUT before you scare off my customer!!

 

[Madman]

and I'm not done yet!

applause and looks of WOW


I will also throw in at no extra cost

absolutely free and look at the soft crust and the way she's looking at you, look at the pretty smile and the best part it's FREE yes FREE

 

[Madman]

and I'm not done yet!!

Ray, I have one more thing to throw in

SHe doesn't look anything like this picture. She has no teeth which makes for a great gum job, plus she shut's up during gum jobs. You can have her, NOW LISTEN TO THIS carefully.

2 entire days, YES 48 HOURS!!

That should clear her suspension and give you a place to stay BLiss. MAN you're lucky you have me!

 

[Madman]

HOLY SHIT, what's happened to Tranny!!


OH NO, we've had a possession take place in the closet!

QUICK BLISS GET THE CARDINAL WE NEED AN EXORCISM. QUICK GET THAT FANGY QUACK OVER HERE WHILE I GO BUY SOME HOLY WATER!!!

 

[peace]

...hmmm I will take the middle woman on the front row....and the two women on the second row..:good:
:good:

 

[-b]

...hmmm I will take the middle woman on the front row....and the two women on the second row..:good:
:good:

It would seem we would be fighting over her.....:wink2:

This is for the Cardinal...

He seem to like Midgets......

 

[HOF]

I'm glad you came to me for recommendations pervert!

I have a great recommendation and deal for you! Tell me are you sick of paying $250 per hour for an escort or $140 for a wire puller....well then old boy you've come to the right place.

I'm running an introductory weekend special. You can have this gem all night for only $150, yes you heard it right only $150. It will not say "no, you can't do that", it will accept anything you can dish out!

I also have other gems coming from Montreal for an extra $10. Sorry it's travel costs, you understand.



Now if you are feeling really randy may I suggest an all night duo for a small fee of $200!

YES STOP CRYING I COULD SEE THE TEARS OF JOY FROM HERE!!

Here are my duo specialist who also enjoy Greek tours

and her sister Mika



Papa, you're in the wrong section GET OUT before you scare off my customer!!

That's funny stuff!

 

[HOF]

and I'm not done yet!

applause and looks of WOW


I will also throw in at no extra cost

absolutely free and look at the soft crust and the way she's looking at you, look at the pretty smile and the best part it's FREE yes FREE

Just like warm pumpkin pie:wink2: with alittle extra cream filling:wink2: