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MAIL-ORDER HUSBANDS!
Name: Marcus
Ever drank paint thinner? Don’t! trust me its a bad idea. I’m a fun lovin’ guy who knows a few magic tricks.
Location: Southern Idaho, USA
Name: TJ
I’m looking for a girl named “Julie”.. it’s just easier that way. I got this “Julie” tattoo last year, and would prefer to not deal with it. or if you want to change your name that’s cool.
Location: Missouri, USA
Name: Rueben
You know what rocks my world, it’s when laying next to one another on a Caribbean beach, without the need for a single word, as no words could possibly describe how you feel. THIS DESCRIPTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PRETTY PICTURE WITHOUT YOU. Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
Name: Jeb
Hi there ladies, pick me. I’m itchin’ to start a new life in an exciting place. I got bought by some lady in London, but she didn’t like me, so I’m back. I like mini golf, stock cars, video games… and long walks on the beach. but there aint any beaches around here. Location: Texas Border Town, USA
Name: Daryl
My name is Daryl. I will be turning 18 in September. Soon I will be legal and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I’d like to meet a woman with money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don’t have to touch a lot. Location: USA
Name: Marcus
Ever drank paint thinner? Don’t! trust me its a bad idea. I’m a fun lovin’ guy who knows a few magic tricks.
Location: Southern Idaho, USA
Name: TJ
I’m looking for a girl named “Julie”.. it’s just easier that way. I got this “Julie” tattoo last year, and would prefer to not deal with it. or if you want to change your name that’s cool.
Location: Missouri, USA
Name: Rueben
You know what rocks my world, it’s when laying next to one another on a Caribbean beach, without the need for a single word, as no words could possibly describe how you feel. THIS DESCRIPTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PRETTY PICTURE WITHOUT YOU. Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
Name: Jeb
Hi there ladies, pick me. I’m itchin’ to start a new life in an exciting place. I got bought by some lady in London, but she didn’t like me, so I’m back. I like mini golf, stock cars, video games… and long walks on the beach. but there aint any beaches around here. Location: Texas Border Town, USA
Name: Daryl
My name is Daryl. I will be turning 18 in September. Soon I will be legal and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I’d like to meet a woman with money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don’t have to touch a lot. Location: USA
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WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Name: Andrew
I am a bit of a paradox. I am a very laid-back man who is also an insatiable adrenaline junkie. I live for the moment… work hard, play hard, and can then chill with the best of ‘em. As a 23 year old balding man I’m in a hurry to find love.
Location: South Dakota, USA
Name: Lenny
I’m 7-foot-5 and looking for love. You likey the love? Tall guys have it going on… you know what I’m saying? oh yeah! I’m also pierced, and I don’t mean in the ear…
Location: Alaska, USA
Name: Steven
I’m definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up “souvenirs”.
Location: New Mexico, USA
Name: Victor
Hey, wassup. I aint too sure what this is about but I’m up for talking to chicks from all over the world. Let’s hook up.. peace.
Location: Maryland, U.S.A
Name: Philip
I’m lonely, how about you? I live in a crappy basement apartment and I’m hoping to go somewhere warm and sunny. If you have money and you aren’t in Canada please email me.
Location: Wisconsin, USA
Name: Andrew
I am a bit of a paradox. I am a very laid-back man who is also an insatiable adrenaline junkie. I live for the moment… work hard, play hard, and can then chill with the best of ‘em. As a 23 year old balding man I’m in a hurry to find love.
Location: South Dakota, USA
Name: Lenny
I’m 7-foot-5 and looking for love. You likey the love? Tall guys have it going on… you know what I’m saying? oh yeah! I’m also pierced, and I don’t mean in the ear…
Location: Alaska, USA
Name: Steven
I’m definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up “souvenirs”.
Location: New Mexico, USA
Name: Victor
Hey, wassup. I aint too sure what this is about but I’m up for talking to chicks from all over the world. Let’s hook up.. peace.
Location: Maryland, U.S.A
Name: Philip
I’m lonely, how about you? I live in a crappy basement apartment and I’m hoping to go somewhere warm and sunny. If you have money and you aren’t in Canada please email me.
Location: Wisconsin, USA
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FOR THOSE LADIES THAT INTERNATIONAL MEN OF MYSTERY LIKE AUSTIN POWERS, MAIL-ORDER HUSBANDS WANTS TO HOOK YOU UP!
Name: Akim
It’s actually quite ridiculous that I’m here. I do extremely well for myself – meeting ladies everywhere I go. Since I don’t really need this, you might not hear back from me, but I do appreciate all your notes.
Location: Lebanon
Name: Fernando
(Translated from Spanish) Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope…
Location: El Salvado
Name: David
Ladies, serving your needs is my game. Actually rugby is my game. Seeking.. a lady. I like the more natural look, somewhat earthy, but cleans up real well…tall women with dark hair, smallish head, elongated torso, natural finger nails (NO PAINTED HUSSIES!!!). Location: Perth, Australia
Name: Buzet
I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl.
Location: Romania
Name: Fuad
Ladies, I’m still available. I’ve been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don’t ya wanna party with me? woohoo… They lowered my price twice already. I’m a red-hot special, come and get me.
Location: San Bernardino, USA
Name: Akim
It’s actually quite ridiculous that I’m here. I do extremely well for myself – meeting ladies everywhere I go. Since I don’t really need this, you might not hear back from me, but I do appreciate all your notes.
Location: Lebanon
Name: Fernando
(Translated from Spanish) Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault. Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope…
Location: El Salvado
Name: David
Ladies, serving your needs is my game. Actually rugby is my game. Seeking.. a lady. I like the more natural look, somewhat earthy, but cleans up real well…tall women with dark hair, smallish head, elongated torso, natural finger nails (NO PAINTED HUSSIES!!!). Location: Perth, Australia
Name: Buzet
I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl.
Location: Romania
Name: Fuad
Ladies, I’m still available. I’ve been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don’t ya wanna party with me? woohoo… They lowered my price twice already. I’m a red-hot special, come and get me.
Location: San Bernardino, USA
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LADIES IF LIKE YOUR FELLA ALITTLE ROUGH, LOOK NO FURTHER, MAIL-ORDER HUSBANDS IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!
DON'T HESITATE, THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS IS RIGHT AT YOUR FINGERTIPS!
Name: Leonard
It aint official or nuthin but the ladies used to call me Dr Love. After a string of bad luck, I’m looking a get me a good woman who’s got some dough.
Location: Southside Chicago, USA
Name: Earl
I deal in reality…and the reality is that I’m ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
Location: West Virginia, U.S.A
Name: Mike
Ladies, I will be starting a new life shortly and want you to be part of it. I am very romantic and physically fit,.. but I won’t be available for maybe 18 months, but I’m happy to write letters. My parole is next month, so I’m hoping to be available sooner.
Location: Pelican Bay Pen, USA
DON'T HESITATE, THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS IS RIGHT AT YOUR FINGERTIPS!
Name: Leonard
It aint official or nuthin but the ladies used to call me Dr Love. After a string of bad luck, I’m looking a get me a good woman who’s got some dough.
Location: Southside Chicago, USA
Name: Earl
I deal in reality…and the reality is that I’m ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
Location: West Virginia, U.S.A
Name: Mike
Ladies, I will be starting a new life shortly and want you to be part of it. I am very romantic and physically fit,.. but I won’t be available for maybe 18 months, but I’m happy to write letters. My parole is next month, so I’m hoping to be available sooner.
Location: Pelican Bay Pen, USA
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MAIL-ORDER HUSBANDS
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1. At a party or large gathering, are you more comfortable with
large group conversations with a lot of different people
one-on-one conversations with a few people, known to you2. Are you more impressed by
principles--thinking of how things occur objectively
emotions--feeling the way things personally impress you
neither--you are confusing me
3. Do you prefer to work
to deadlines
work? I haven't worked in 2 years.
4. At parties do you
converse with many strangers with ease
focus on the "talent" and work the room
5. Are you more likely to
stay in the "here and now"
converse with imaginary friends
6. Which of these characteristics do you identify with
I enjoy being friendly and helping others
I have been known to torture small animals
7. In judging others are you more swayed by
definite rules about social conduct
hair styles
8. In relationships, do you usually find yourself
stepping back and objectively evaluating your relationships
emotionally involved because of the car that person drives
9. What is a more interesting weekend activity
hosting a barbecue with good friends and relatives
wasting time by yourself on ridiculous web sites
10. How often to you bathe
more than once a week
less than once a week
11. In your social groups do you
keep abreast of other's happenings
get behind on the news
no friends, n/a
12. Events are more comfortable for you if
you can participate in them with your decisions
you can watch from a safe distance behind bushes
13. I assume my perfect mate will have
outgoing and ambitious personality
I hope for some hair, and a job would be nice
14. Your decisions mostly are based on
logic and facts
emotions and personal values (i.e. nonsense)
15. Which rules you more
your head
your heart
something else
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SUCCESS FOR ARLINA
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Date: July, 2011
Scenario: Arlina had an urgent case. As a result of a self-imposed deadline of being married before she reached 33, she knew that she only had a few weeks to meet and marry her man. With few legitimate dating prospects in her remote location, Arlina turned to Mail Order Husbands.
MOH is used to these situations.
Arlina found her perfect match, Mark (right), through Mail Order Husbands by first emailing him. Their affection blossomed when Arlina purchased him from his homeland of Latvia. Mark’s understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love.
“Not only was MOH able to provide me a variety of bachelors to choose from, but I was able to beat my deadline by 2 weeks when I proposed and married Mark. Thank you, Mail Order Husbands!” -Arlina
Thousands of couples have found happiness through Mail Order Husbands, including Arlina and Mark.
Date: July, 2011
Scenario: Arlina had an urgent case. As a result of a self-imposed deadline of being married before she reached 33, she knew that she only had a few weeks to meet and marry her man. With few legitimate dating prospects in her remote location, Arlina turned to Mail Order Husbands.
MOH is used to these situations.
Arlina found her perfect match, Mark (right), through Mail Order Husbands by first emailing him. Their affection blossomed when Arlina purchased him from his homeland of Latvia. Mark’s understanding of English is rough due to his learning disabilities, but they are both fluent in the language of love.
“Not only was MOH able to provide me a variety of bachelors to choose from, but I was able to beat my deadline by 2 weeks when I proposed and married Mark. Thank you, Mail Order Husbands!” -Arlina
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Annabelle & Honeybee, there is still hope for you just ask Ida it worked for her!
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Honeybee articled under this guy!
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Hof, why are you posting pictures of dudes?
Somebody call in Dr. Phil, I think Hof is loosing it!!!!:biggrin2:
Somebody call in Dr. Phil, I think Hof is loosing it!!!!:biggrin2:
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That's thumpity thump thump!
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