MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[LickingGravity]

+1! That's just stupid!

Hey 80% of women shoes are stupid. $1,000 because they have a red sole? You ladies are all nuts :biggrin2:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Well I always thought high heels were too tortuous also. But with these shoes you can probably change any lightbulb in you house without having to get a step stool. You could also land a job with cirque du soleil once you master them.

It didn't look like she had even mastered them!

 

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[Transient]

Hey, how come I didn't get the invite??

Since Madman is AWOL, I will answer.
Of course you were invited, you're supposed to instruct the line dancing class!

 

[Madman]

OK, the parties over! You vagabond drunks are sobered up NOW GET OUT!!!!

Blissful, start cleaning up and find Guido and Hof to help you with the bathroom!

Beer made a mess of the bath tub and Reverse gave Rayfinkle a bloody nose when he tried sniffing her ass! SO wear gloves!

I have to go check she didn't find MY BOOTS and take them back!

 

[Madman]

TRANNY, get those ugly giraffe shoes out of my house and go clean up your closet. I HAVE NO IDEA what Guido was doing in there!!

 

[Madman]

FUCKKKKKKK, BLISSFUL

there's cannoli's under my pillow and stuffed between my mattress! Who went into ROOM:??????

 

[Madman]

Since Madman is AWOL, I will answer.
Of course you were invited, you're supposed to instruct the line dancing class!

NO HE WASN'T INVITED because he refused to give me Melanie's number!!

 

[Madman]

Madman in his younger days....

Look at the chain! Look at the moustache. If you can't tell that's Guido in his younger days you really need a slap in the back of the head!!

 

[Transient]

TRANNY, get those ugly giraffe shoes out of my house and go clean up your closet. I HAVE NO IDEA what Guido was doing in there!!

I ain't going in there without this:

 

[Transient]

NO HE WASN'T INVITED because he refused to give me Melanie's number!!

Dufus, having Dan here is the only way to get Melanie to stop by.

 

[Madman]

I ain't going in there without this:

I don't blame you. Last time GUido farted it stunk up the entire city of Toronto. Go ahead wear the suit and when your done, throw the yellow boots in a box and ship them out to SIllyG, she will appreciate them. Poor thing's never been the same since the lost of her black boots. Did you notice how big her ass was last night when she bent over to eat a canolli! shhhhhh don't tell her I said that shhhhhhhh!

 

[-b]

What you and Tran are sleeping together.....Who sucked who....Never seen to guys together
Hmmmmm......it would be interesting.....Which to member men would do it I will pay you both
$$$ to see.....:-Cool/"

I need a Coffee and Tim Bits....
Bacon or eggs....

 

[Transient]

Not enuff $$$$ in the world.

 

[-b]

Not enuff $$$$ in the world.

So it not for the money then....What is it...Madman hung well....
You love those well hung or is it that Madman can deep throat it
like some of these Ladies.......and you are Hung well.....:wink2:

 

[Madman]

Dufus, having Dan here is the only way to get Melanie to stop by.

Dammit, you're right! Ok, send him an invitation for 2 guest!

 

[Madman]

Oh and Tranny, stick a sock in Blissful's mouth. She's babbling again and not getting any work done!!

 

[Transient]

Oh and Tranny, stick a sock in Blissful's mouth. She's babbling again and not getting any work done!!

No socks around, but Sheik suggests one of these.

Seems a bit harsh, maybe just distract her with this:

 

[HOF]

Hmmmmmm

 

[Guido]

This one looks interesting! I wonder if this would work for me on those sleepless nights!!Hmmmmmm