MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

Peace look, USE IT

 

[peace]

lovely tree

 

[peace]

 

[Transient]

Tranny, I will need a platter of Canolli for SillyG!

SillyG, I have a recyliner that helps you stand up. I know it must be tough standing with the wide rear load.



My protein filled canolli are very good and you can rub the cream on your face. It will help with wrinkles, trust me!

 

[Transient]

Bridgette be-careful and keep away from my toothless maid. If she approaches you with handcuffs, kick her in the shins and RUN!!!!

You need a time-out, go sit on your chair and think about the consequences of your words.

 

[Madman]

Tranny, stop talking back to your employer and your bathroom time is now cut down to one minute a visit with a maximum of 2 visits a day.

Here put these on!

 

[Transient]

damnit.

 

[SillyGirl]

Thank you for the warning. I never would have suspected that!

Shame on you Madman!

 

[Madman]

damnit.

I WILL NOT TOLERATE INSUBORDINATION!

YOU SIR ARE ON A 2 DAY UNPAID SUSPENSION!!

Peace a need a temporary worker and you fit the closet perfectly!!

 

[Madman]

Thank you for the warning. I never would have suspected that!

Shame on you Madman!

Don't believe him he's just upset I wouldn't give him a raise!

Come, just come lick my cannoli and you will love the chair!

 

[SillyGirl]

Don't believe him he's just upset I wouldn't give him a raise!

Come, just come lick my cannoli and you will love the chair!

No thank you. Since you so grossly violated my trust by posting that picture of my ass, I don't think you deserve to have your canolli licked.

 

[HOF]

Whoa that baboon has had it in the ass too often!

 

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Peace...The reason for the Violence is he has not got it in over 2 weeks.....

Bridgette, I believe in Love and Peace....
The Toothless Old Woman..

 

[Bridgette_xo]

You need a time-out, go sit on your chair and think about the consequences of your words.

Where do you find these things? That looks like it would hurt if I had to do it.

 

[Transient]

Look close, those are SG's boots!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

They are!!!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Where do you find these things? That looks like it would hurt if I had to do it.

Obviously then you're doing it wrong.:biggrin2:

 

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[h=2]Oral Sex Light[/h] There’s clearly a joke about spelunking here somewhere. This might be a useful product if your puritanical upbringing makes you refuse to be completely naked in front of each other but you’re also not experienced enough to know what you’re doing in the dark. Too bad that you’re also probably Amish and technology and oral sex are both forbidden....

[h=2]Auto Suck[/h] The Auto Suck plugs in to your cigarette lighter, but it may not be wise to drive while receiving fellatio, simulated or otherwise. That means that this device is MEANT to be used while someone else is driving… either your girlfriend is pretty open minded, your chauffer is a pervert or you mother really never instilled any sense of boundaries.

 

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This is for Madman....

 

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Anal Speculum

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Sex toys are often sold under the guise of bringing couples together and based on experiences we've repressed from summer camp in our teen years, we feel confident saying that few things get you closer to another human than an anal speculum.

Houdini Locking Steel Cock Chastity

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We're pretty certain neither Houdini nor his estate have anything to do with this. While the great escape artist was known for being able to free himself from some pretty tight squeezes, the odds are his wang didn't have its own road show where it did the same thing.
Nonetheless this product exists, apparently for the sole purpose of slapping what appears to be roughly 10 pounds of leftover steel plumbing bits to your unit, just so you can't fiddle with it.

Dildo Gas Mask

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We're not really sure about the logistics involved in this, although it does vaguely reminds us of a He-man action figure we once saw. That's kinda cool. Also, safe sex is important and if you have a habit of releasing tear gas during love making then this is right up your alley, so to speak.

Electro-Sex Glove Set

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It is a scientific fact that every human being will, at one time or another, have a sexual fantasy in which they're that really weird Gremlin from Gremlins 2 that got turned into electricity and stuck in the phone lines. Guaran-damn-teed. It was for that reason that this product was made. Now, without having to involve any Mogwai at all, you too can electrocute the living shit out of yourself, your partner, the cat, the mailman, or anyone else you can chase down and grab hold of. As an added bonus, it will all be super sexy.

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