MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Bridgette_xo]

Morning how's everyone's morning so far?

 

[Madman]

I'm over the half way mark to get an award!

Tranny, make Bridgette a badge with this

 

[Madman]

Morning how's everyone's morning so far?

Well, my balls are itchy because the hair is growing back,
My coffee is cold,
I have to go to the bathroom but the toilet paper is low,
My muffin is stale and I should have gotten a morning glory instead of raisin bran,
My boss's secretary is hot but she won't blow me,

So I'm having a shitty morning but thanks for asking!!:kissing:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Why would you get a bran muffin if you're low on toilet paper!? Haha kidding

 

[Madman]

Why would you get a bran muffin if you're low on toilet paper!? Haha kidding

Good point, why didn't I think of that??Hmmmmmm Maybe the bean salad I packed for lunch is not a good idea either!Hmmmmmm

 

[HOF]

Well, my balls are itchy because the hair is growing back,
My coffee is cold,
I have to go to the bathroom but the toilet paper is low,
My muffin is stale and I should have gotten a morning glory instead of raisin bran,
My boss's secretary is hot but she won't blow me,

So I'm having a shitty morning but thanks for asking!!:kissing:

Scratch your balls or get a cat do it.

Put the coffee in the mircowave and warm it up.

If you're muffin is stale, go see the doctor!

She won't blow you because you have a stale muffin!

Suck it up buttercup and get with the program!

Oh yeah, if you do eat the stale bran muffin and have a bowel movement with no toilet paper, use your hand!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Good point, why didn't I think of that??Hmmmmmm Maybe the bean salad I packed for lunch is not a good idea either!Hmmmmmm

Doesn't sound like it! You're in for quite the day.

 

[HOF]

Good point, why didn't I think of that??Hmmmmmm Maybe the bean salad I packed for lunch is not a good idea either!Hmmmmmm

Bean salad is fine (black beans of course) and you should take some metamucil too.

 

[HOF]

It's 09:08:biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

Scratch your balls or get a cat do it.

Put the coffee in the mircowave and warm it up.

If you're muffin is stale, go see the doctor!

She won't blow you because you have a stale muffin!

Suck it up buttercup and get with the program!

Oh yeah, if you do eat the stale bran muffin and have a bowel movement with no toilet paper, use your hand!

GET BACK ON THE PORCH WITH GUIDO! Bridgette has everything under control.

Bridgette can you do this, do you have strong thighs??

 

[Bridgette_xo]

So I'm having a shitty morning but thanks for asking!!:kissing:

Lol!


Okay...I'll grow up now...

 

[Madman]

Bean salad is fine (black beans of course) and you should take some metamucil too.

metamucil, beans and bran, excellent idea Hof.

I will be able to file a grievance for not having enough toilet paper in the washroom under health and safety and go home sick with pay!:YMPARTY:

Then attempt to book bridgette for a leg lock!!:shout:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Morning how's everyone's morning so far?

I'm not unwell thank you.

 

[Madman]

Lol!


Okay...I'll grow up now...

You caught that one! :LMAO:

 

[Madman]

I'm not unwell thank you.

Well well well and where the fuck have you been priest??

 

[Madman]

I'm not unwell thank you.

Did you bring toilet paper with you"

 

[Bridgette_xo]

GET BACK ON THE PORCH WITH GUIDO! Bridgette has everything under control.

Bridgette can you do this, do you have strong thighs??

I could do that. And yes, I have very strong thighs.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

I'm not unwell thank you.

Fangy! I missed you

 

[Madman]

I could do that. And yes, I have very strong thighs.

Gulp

I just felt a bead of sweat drop from my forehead!

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Gulp

I just felt a bead of sweat drop from my forehead!

Is that really what the Kleenex is for...?