MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

You gentlemen who consider using backpages... you have some Giagantic

Being the paranoid fucker I am, I would never be able to do that.

We had a member once called MelonBalls, was he your uncle?

 

[Transient]

Happy New Year!







ya old fart

 

[hobnew]

We had a member once called MelonBalls, was he your uncle?

 

[papasmerf]

Found this guy out back, he seems helpful

 

[Madman]

Madman's 2013 New Year's Resolution

Madman's 2013 New Year's Resolution

:writing:

1) don't ever leave my thread unattended for so long!

2) keep a Valve pin remover to deflate Bicycle tires handy and keep all my good socks hidden!

3) Find new body guards and a new maid because one of the guards is trying to get into the maids pants while the other keeps trying to have angry sex with her and SHE KEEPS HIDING ALL MY WOMEN, I CAN'T FIND BRIDGETTE AGAIN!!!!

4)Change my number SO PEACE can't text me anymore trying to hold hands!!!

5):writing::writing: shaddup all of you, I'm trying to think........

6)keep a hammer handy to knock Baz over the head and see if and when he comes back if he seen the light. Maybe we can write a book and make oodles and oodles of money.

That's a tall enough order for 2013 but lucky the world is not ending this year so I will be able to meet my goals!!

 

[Madman]

Tranny and Papa, you notice I've kept you both around. Frankly I love the old fart's cooking and I need the rent money, UNION JOBS DON'T PAY ENOUGH!!

 

[Transient]

bump

 

[hobnew]

bump

 

[Madman]

Show him the door Reverse!

 

[Transient]

 

[Madman]

arghhhhhhhhh!!!! DAMMIT now I'll be stuck in the bathroom feeling myself up all bloody day but at least I have my black boots on!!!

 

[hobnew]

Well that took a horrible turn... :SayWhat?:

 

[Madman]

Well that took a horrible turn... :SayWhat?:

Don't let Tranny scare you. It's a holiday and I usually allow him to play outside the closet on holidays. Rest assured he'll be put back in at 11:59 pm.

 

[Madman]

Well that took a horrible turn... :SayWhat?:

You want to apply for the Maids job?

 

[hobnew]

Madman, I cannot possibly follow or understand your 5th dimensional thinking Praise-Bowing

 

[-b]

Madman ...if you are a she and your Body looks like that....OMG

Can I just put a paper bag over your face and do you....

 

[-b]

Look at Reverse sweet clean butt....

 

[hobnew]

 

[papasmerf]

my kind of lady
bacon and hand jobs

 

[Wise Guy]

First time viewing this thread and the last time. You are all bunch of loonies.

















































Welcome to my world :biggrin2: