MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Cardinal Fang]

Worst cart-wheel ever!

 

[papasmerf]

Worst cart-wheel ever!

years back I was skiing with my daughter. Coming down the slope my edge caught some ice and I was up ended.

rather than take the header I kicked into the fall and extended one arm, cartwheeled and regained my skis.

My daughter skis by me and asked if I just did a cartwheel. I said I did.

She said well don't do it again, you are embarrassing me.

Got to love teens.

 

[Madman]

years back I was skiing with my daughter. Coming down the slope my edge caught some ice and I was up ended.

rather than take the header I kicked into the fall and extended one arm, cartwheeled and regained my skis.

My daughter skis by me and asked if I just did a cartwheel. I said I did.

She said well don't do it again, you are embarrassing me.

Got to love teens.

Papa, you want to impress us, DO IT WITHOUT SNOW!

 

[papasmerf]

Papa, you want to impress us, DO IT WITHOUT SNOW!

easy as falling off a horse

 

[Madman]

Welcome back dude. Where have you been?

I pay you to keep them out NOT WELCOME THEM BACK!!

 

[Madman]

Papa, who's the young smerf pouting in the corner? You have little ones unaccounted for?

 

[papasmerf]

Papa, who's the young smerf pouting in the corner? You have little ones unaccounted for?

that is my guard smerf

 

[Madman]

Yes, one time and I don't want to discuss it!

Casa, bring in the bright lights and wet towels. We need to get the information out of HOF!!

Bliss, the bigger DIldo , I think he's liking it!!


OK HOF, TALK.

we need to know what happened on the night you lost your cookies during an sp encounter!

Guido, bring that wet towel here. We need to make him talk!!

 

[Madman]

I've decided today will officially be known as BOING day.

:YMPARTY:

Papa, prepare a feast



Nice job,

Blissful prepare an orgy



NICE JOB!

HOF, BRING THE PARY FAVOURS



HOF, what's wrong?

BRING THE PARTY FAVOURS FFS, BOING WILL BE HERE SOON.

*sniff* *sniff*

FUCK what's that smell??

 

[hobnew]

Welcome back dude. Where have you been?

Life Casa, god damn life... For example, Some Madman thought it was smart to drive drunk and hit my car. /-Thumbs-up::/

Also, trying to wean off the hobby, and since I jumped into the hobby like a black penis jumps into a Kardashian (multiple times and frequently)
I needed to quit everything cold turkey so it'll stick. :LMAO:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Worst cart-wheel ever!

Im surprised those puppies stay in for the cart-wheel lol

 

[Bridgette_xo]

easy as falling off a horse

That person got the horse to a spot it couldn't jump from...they definitely should not be jumping that height. It pains me to watch things like this.

 

[HOF]

11:58

 

[HOF]

Well, all I will say it was it wasn't me that pooper during the act!:don'twantto-see:/

 

[papasmerf]

MadMan LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HOF]

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[HOF]

IT'S THE REAL

MADMAN!


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[HOF]

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[-b]

I am on strike until either Madman gets me, all Of Muse or Toronto's Finest....
Or Bridgette to myself....well then there is Kyra...is she back yet....It is almost
Valentines Day......

 

[Casa_Nova]

I pay you to keep them out NOT WELCOME THEM BACK!!

I told you to give me a better contract. Now you have to live with the consequence!