MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

I would like to inform everyone Peace is doing fine. He's at home resting after being sucked up anally and farted out, bumping his head on the wall and ending up a little smely and bruised. He booked this Asian escort in order to act out on his farting fantasy. He had booked this lovely lady but well you know, Peace is tall and very thin and this was just a little too much arse for our little friend to handle.

Now Train on the other hand is a match for this lovely rumped young lady!

 

[Madman]

It's Sunday and I'm going shopping. BLISSFUL make me a shopping list and check with Papa if we need milk. Ignore his requests for bacon, pork, piglet and any other pig products. The fridge, freezer and cold room are packed with pig. I'd swear to God Papa is no Irishman but has Italian blood running through his veins considering all those hanging sausages and pigs feet.

 

[papasmerf]

We need milk, get the real stuff not that fat free crap, 3 dozen eggs, 6 loafs of french bread, 5 pounds of ground lamb, 5 pounds of ground veal, 1 pint sour cream, 2 cups grated Romano cheese, 3 heads of garlic, 2 bunches of celery, 3 large white onions, 4 sweet red peppers and 2 pounds of sliced aged provolone cheese.

 

[papasmerf]

better add 6 more loafs of French Bread to the list and 5 pounds Roma Tomatoes

 

[Madman]

PapaSmerf, since you have not been able to stop HOF on your own, I've decided to bring CasaNova back in as you assistant. Take the young fella under your wing and mentor him but FFS, use deodorant once in while. Teach him and together you two can stop the maniacal HOF. He's on a rampage and I'm afraid he might try to vandalize my thread because he's so upset about the Leafs BITCH SLAPPING the Montreal Canadians all over the ice. On the score board and in the fist a cuffs department it was a throttling!

 

[papasmerf]

It's Sunday and I'm going shopping. BLISSFUL make me a shopping list and check with Papa if we need milk. Ignore his requests for bacon, pork, piglet and any other pig products. The fridge, freezer and cold room are packed with pig. I'd swear to God Papa is no Irishman but has Italian blood running through his veins considering all those hanging sausages and pigs feet.

you have been looking in my shed, again.

 

[papasmerf]

PapaSmerf, since you have not been able to stop HOF on your own, I've decided to bring CasaNova back in as you assistant. Take the young fella under your wing and mentor him but FFS, use deodorant once in while. Teach him and together you two can stop the maniacal HOF. He's on a rampage and I'm afraid he might try to vandalize my thread because he's so upset about the Leafs BITCH SLAPPING the Montreal Canadians all over the ice. On the score board and in the fist a cuffs department it was a throttling!

I did not know you wanted HOF stopped

when you said you wanted him I thought you meant like

well like you wanted a sample

 

[Madman]

I did not know you wanted HOF stopped

when you said you wanted him I thought you meant like

well like you wanted a sample

It's a scene of BALD MEN RUNNING WILD and you don't THINK I WANT HIM STOPPED?????


CASA HURRY BACK AND BRING GUIDO WITH YOU!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

It's a scene of BALD MEN RUNNING WILD and you don't THINK I WANT HIM STOPPED?????


CASA HURRY BACK AND BRING GUIDO WITH YOU!!!!

I will pass it along to the crew to detain him when he comes on the grounds.

Guido will be helping me with the meatballs and marinara so count him out today

 

[Casa_Nova]

I am back but couldn't grab Guido. He was all slick from rubbing olive oil all over himself. Think of a wet slicked down Chewbacca, one grab is all I was willing to endure...

 

[Madman]

PAPA, don't use Guido in the KITCHEN FFS. We will all be pulling hair out from in between our teeth!!

BLISSFUL GET GUIDO in the laundry room and try shaving him down. Use the hedge clipper if need be!!

 

[papasmerf]

PAPA, don't use Guido in the KITCHEN FFS. We will all be pulling hair out from in between our teeth!!

BLISSFUL GET GUIDO in the laundry room and try shaving him down. Use the hedge clipper if need be!!

I will make him wear gloves and a body condom to be safe.

 

[-b]

Picture this.....A snowy day.....A Sunday......
The Guys are sitting around a round table....
Guido. Casa, Madman, Tran, Peace, Wanker( he says we forget him)
Boing, Curly, Prick, plus a few others who have not come in yet....

Papa is in the Kitchen cooking Bacon
ArtMann is looking for Wine and Cheese for Brunch
Beer is getting the beer in the Fridge....for later

The men at the table are getting ready to eat....
Here comes Cardinal...to say Grace....
HOF is sitting in the middle of the table....

Let the sampling begin....HOF starts jerking off.....he comes in a on a plate..
Madman grabs for it but Cardinal has it ...Robin and Skiiman walk in....
they join in...Peace is crying.....Tran is taking Pictures for the computer....
The plate with the Cum ends up on the floor......Rocky looks at it and at the
men.....he runs with his tail between his legs...wondering why SG has left him
in this scary situation....he finds safety in the basement....
Curly and the Prick get to it but in goes Skiiman and the rest....they start licking
like there is a No Tomorrow....

HOF is jerking again.....The is Sperm flying ...OH No....Train who just
entered the room, he is overwhelmed by what is happening.....then the Horror
HOF misses the plate, the cum flies right into Trains eyes...
Now all eyes are on Train....there is a pause...next thing like Zoombies
some of the men head for him....Train screams...you hear sucking sounds...
ripping sounds....sounds of a man begin pleasured...Moans....Screams for more...

Robin is upset he pushes HOF off the table because HOF is spent...
The Boy Wonder pulls his tights down....Guido looks hungry for a sample...
Train is left spent... his pants, his eyes are
swollen shut.....his wee man limp, Now Robin realize that all eyes ore on him.....

Robin screams like a girl which frightens Peace....then Peace sees Robin butt...
Robin is jumping up and down trying his hardest to get away from them...Peace
has his butt....Casa is trying to hold Robin Penis but is wee still...from fear...

Meanwhile the Ladies are at York Dale Mall wondering how the guys
are getting along....:writing:

 

[Casa_Nova]

The only penis I am holding is my own!

 

[Raiden]

Picture this.....A snowy day.....A Sunday......
The Guys are sitting around a round table....
Guido. Casa, Madman, Tran, Peace, Wanker( he says we forget him)
Boing, Curly, Prick, plus a few others who have not come in yet....

Papa is in the Kitchen cooking Bacon
ArtMann is looking for Wine and Cheese for Brunch
Beer is getting the beer in the Fridge....for later

The men at the table are getting ready to eat....
Here comes Cardinal...to say Grace....
HOF is sitting in the middle of the table....

Let the sampling begin....HOF starts jerking off.....he comes in a on a plate..
Madman grabs for it but Cardinal has it ...Robin and Skiiman walk in....
they join in...Peace is crying.....Tran is taking Pictures for the computer....
The plate with the Cum ends up on the floor......Rocky looks at it and at the
men.....he runs with his tail between his legs...wondering why SG has left him
in this scary situation....he finds safety in the basement....
Curly and the Prick get to it but in goes Skiiman and the rest....they start licking
like there is a No Tomorrow....

HOF is jerking again.....The is Sperm flying ...OH No....Train who just
entered the room, he is overwhelmed by what is happening.....then the Horror
HOF misses the plate, the cum flies right into Trains eyes...
Now all eyes are on Train....there is a pause...next thing like Zoombies
some of the men head for him....Train screams...you hear sucking sounds...
ripping sounds....sounds of a man begin pleasured...Moans....Screams for more...

Robin is upset he pushes HOF off the table because HOF is spent...
The Boy Wonder pulls his tights down....Guido looks hungry for a sample...
Train is left spent... his pants, his eyes are
swollen shut.....his wee man limp, Now Robin realize that all eyes ore on him.....

Robin screams like a girl which frightens Peace....then Peace sees Robin butt...
Robin is jumping up and down trying his hardest to get away from them...Peace
has his butt....Casa is trying to hold Robin Penis but is wee still...from fear...

Meanwhile the Ladies are at York Dale Mall wondering how the guys
are getting along....:writing:

That's what I get for not going to church this morning! EW!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The men at the table are getting ready to eat....
Here comes Cardinal...to say Grace....

Grace.

 

[papasmerf]

DINNER!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HOF]

PapaSmerf, since you have not been able to stop HOF on your own, I've decided to bring CasaNova back in as you assistant. Take the young fella under your wing and mentor him but FFS, use deodorant once in while. Teach him and together you two can stop the maniacal HOF. He's on a rampage and I'm afraid he might try to vandalize my thread because he's so upset about the Leafs BITCH SLAPPING the Montreal Canadians all over the ice. On the score board and in the fist a cuffs department it was a throttling!

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[-b]

So true

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Robin is upset he pushes HOF off the table because HOF is spent...
The Boy Wonder pulls his tights down....Guido looks hungry for a sample...
Train is left spent... his pants, his eyes are
swollen shut.....his wee man limp, Now Robin realize that all eyes ore on him.....

Robin screams like a girl which frightens Peace....then Peace sees Robin butt...
Robin is jumping up and down trying his hardest to get away from them...Peace
has his butt....Casa is trying to hold Robin Penis but is wee still...from fear...

Meanwhile the Ladies are at York Dale Mall wondering how the guys
are getting along....:writing:

First off I don't masturbate in public or in front of men, secondly don't ever EVER mention Robin and Wee in the same sentence, EVER EVER EVER.

I can still hear the Joker and Mr. Freeze asking Batasshole, where is your wee little boy wonder, where is you wee side kick. I am sick of it, the word wee SICK OF IT!!!!