MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

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I need more protein in my diet........
I need to eat more meat.....

Hmmmmmm

 

[papasmerf]

I need more protein in my diet........
I need to eat more meat.....

Hmmmmmm

if bacon is not to your liking

Lamb, Bison, Elk and Veal are all great choices.

You can have a great variety. Of the choices all but veal are lower in fat than beef will every be.

 

[Madman]

Madman 35 years ago!

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Ah, yes I was a dashing young man!

HOF, YOU GET THIS PICTURE OUT OF YOUR BAThROOM!

 

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if bacon is not to your liking

Lamb, Bison, Elk and Veal are all great choices.

You can have a great variety. Of the choices all but veal are lower in fat than beef will every be.

I am not into veal.....I thought maybe a Vegan......

 

[Madman]

WTF, STRIKE!!! YOU ARE NOT IN LEGAL STRIKE POSITION!!! WILDCAT STRIKES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!

DO YOU REMEMBER THIS!!!

I want you to read this very carefully




NOW I SUGGEST YOU GET BACK To work BEFORE i fly a 747 UP YOUR BIG HAIRY ASS!!!

 

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Do Italians have small wieners.....:search2:

 

[Madman]

Do Italians have small wieners.....:search2:

I thought that was Asians, boo what do I know?

Now, where's my clean underwear. It's Saturday and I'm going out tonight. I NEED CLEAN UNDERWEAR!!

 

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I thought that was Asians, boo what do I know?

Now, where's my clean underwear. It's Saturday and I'm going out tonight. I NEED CLEAN UNDERWEAR!!

I take it Peace will Know then....:good:

You will have to go without any....wear the Kilt.....:don'twantto-see:/

 

[papasmerf]

I take it Peace will Know then....:good:

You will have to go without any....wear the Kilt.....:don'twantto-see:/

:-Cool/"

 

[Madman]

I take it Peace will Know then....:good:

You will have to go without any....wear the Kilt.....:don'twantto-see:/

I can't wear the fucking kilt unless I have clean underwear. YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN IT DRAGS ON THE FLOOR! I need my underwear for support!:lol2:

 

[Transient]

Yes, for everyone's sake...DON'T GO COMMANDO!:don'twantto-see:/

 

[Madman]

Yes, for everyone's sake...DON'T GO COMMANDO!:don'twantto-see:/

You mind if I go in your closet and borrow a pair of clean underwear?

 

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Yes, for everyone's sake...DON'T GO COMMANDO!:don'twantto-see:/

He can use Duct Tape to help hold up the boys.....They are so old and had
so much wear they will not know the difference between undies or tape....:wink2:

 

[Madman]

Ahhhhh, Tranny won't mind if I go borrow a pair of undies! I can't wait forever on Blissful, damn useless maid!

Hmmm, now where is the master key to Tranny's closet??Hmmmmmm

Ah, got it.

ARGHHHHHHHHHH WTF HAVE YOU DONE IN HERE AND WHO's the girl dancing with the hoola hoop.

NO WONDER MY HYDRO BILL HAVE SHOT THROUGH THE ROOF!!

TRANNY WTF!!!!!



Under these circumstance I'm keeping the underwear and the girl!!!

 

[Transient]

My video is better.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Pump 'er pups

 

[Madman]

My video is better.

OH YEAH, well there goes my 12 o'clock meeting!

 

[Transient]

Hey, I have a appointment at 12:00 to get my eyebrows trimmed.

 

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Hey, I have a appointment at 12:00 to get my eyebrows trimmed.

How Bushy are they.....

A.

B.

C.

And this is how you want them...

 

[Transient]

Let's just say they prevent anything from falling down behind my glasses!