MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[hobnew]

Here!

Bridgette is Amish?! :SayWhat?:

 

[Transient]

I volunteer to inspect for the presence of zippers. Just to be sure.

 

[HOF]

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[Cardinal Fang]

Bridgette is Amish?!

Don't think so but she'd needs a good man-to-bite.









Ok that came out wrong. I meant she'd make a good Mennonite.
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[Madman]

STOP TEASING MY BRIDGETTE!

She's all I have left now that my chef has left

my maid has popped a gasket and left

casa is on probation

Guido stopped hanging around ever since Papa has been MIA

HOF stays in the backyard constantly trying to wash his ass in hopes of banging Reverse

All I have left is my pretty sexy little Bridgette and if she's Amish I don't mind,

if she gulps I could live with it

and if she bites I'll let Cardinal in for those special biting moments.

 

[Madman]

hungry knob gobblers

GET OUT YOU MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN!!:banghead:

 

[Madman]

OLDGUYZER I NEED A PRESCRIPTION FOR PROZAC QUICK

 

[Madman]

OK WE NEED A ROUND TABLE MEETING

OK WE NEED A ROUND TABLE MEETING

Gentlemen we have a serious problem here,

YOU BOYS HAVE BEEN HAND PICKED.

GUIDO STOP WHINING ABOUT THE MISSING SPEEDO MAN!!

We are here to discuss your new positions.

Oldguyers, you will be the new Chef and the medical quack for the thread,

Guido I have no choice but to reinstate you as head of security,

Yellow hair, WHO THE FUCK are you??

 

[Madman]

MAID I NEED A NEW MAID!!!!!

ANNALIESE, I'm offering you a prominent position as my head cleaner!!

Please forward me your resume ASAP!!!



hmmmm, sometimes I get the feeling I'm talking to myself..:search2:

 

[thesun]

I am applying for a position as well. Here is my resume:
https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=...p1YOzkuVucE7BXW1j2mx93oQ&ust=1364392199833518

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Yellow hair, WHO THE FUCK are you??

*Cock punches Madman*
fowl
That's me you fowl-winded cup of gobsmackingly impoverishing boogers!

 

[Madman]

Interesting very interesting,

SO tell me TheSUn, which position are you applying for??;Idon't- know//

 

[Madman]

*Cock punches Madman*
fowl
That's me you fowl-winded cup of gobsmackingly impoverishing boogers!

OH I apologize, it was the yellow hair clashing with your pale white skin throwing me off!

OK, you will be in charge of washing our feet, making the bread and wine and of course going around twice a day with a collection basket!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

OH I apologize, it was the yellow hair clashing with your pale white skin throwing me off!

Ya I know. It's a phase I'm going with right now. I can't decide what I want to do with my hair. I think it makes me look serious but the more I look at it the more I think I'm just being over emotional about it. Just yesterday I snapped at one of my co-workers for no apparent reason other than the tone when they said "good morning." This and the hot flashes have me on edge.

 

[Madman]

Ya I know. It's a phase I'm going with right now. I can't decide what I want to do with my hair. I think it makes me look serious but the more I look at it the more I think I'm just being over emotional about it. Just yesterday I snapped at one of my co-workers for no apparent reason other than the tone when they said "good morning." This and the hot flashes have me on edge.

Was it the same co-worker that accused you of cheating when setting up the course? If it was you were just picking on him but that's ok after all you are emotional based on your hair color. I should come by the office and talk to your staff. No worries, I'll pass out a few cards that need signing but don't you worry your pretty little yellow hair over it, it's nothing really.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

No different co-worker. This one is female and has a real "butch like" quality to her that I find revolting and sexy at the same time.

 

[Madman]

No different co-worker. This one is female and has a real "butch like" quality to her that I find revolting and sexy at the same time.

Let me ask you this, would you place her under the desk and feel safe inserting the little holy grail?

 

[-b]

I found this ad for a man wanted to be a sex slave....
Her is the woman...I thought of you Madman...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Let me ask you this, would you place her under the desk and feel safe inserting the little holy grail?

A better question would be would I want to?

 

[Madman]

A better question would be would I want to?

Ok forget about your fat secretary for a minute, I need food and a cold coffee!

I definitely didn't hire you for your looks!

GET IN THE KITCHEN AND PUT SOME SLIPPERS ON, you don't look good barefoot!