MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

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Ok I found new Hot Dog Holders....It must be a guy who thought up this.....

 

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Off to the Gym...OMG...It such a fight to get there with myself......

I do work out......:666:

 

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The reset button is generally located in a small hole that you have to push something sharp into to reset. Blissful, we will leave this task to you!

:don'twantto-see:/No, not doing it.....I don't need to be electrocuted.....I vote for Tiny......:biggrin2:

 

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At the gym today ......there was this Cute Sweetheart on the Stair Machine.....
She wore a white top, her belly expose and a very nice wore out pants....

What was so special about her.....well half the guys were staring from behind.....
The next thing ....she moved her hips at times as if she belly dance....and I was lost...
I love the gym...OMG.....She was very Pretty....Damn......then she look around right at me smiled
and I smiled and turned red....:blush2: i was going to say something to her but I met a friend.....

The other weekend I said Hi to this woman I like....I told her she is Beautiful....she was shocked a
bit but I said it true....she said Thanks she needed that.......Now I know her name and she talks to me..
And she is still Beautiful....

Madman, I like when you don't post on the weekend.....I have fun.....:na:

 

[HOF]

19, 999!

HABS ARE 2ND IN THE EAST, TIED FOR 3RD OVERALL, BUT A BETTER +/- THEN THE QUACKS!

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Now somebody Please get me a Coffee...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Sanka coming right up.

 

[Madman]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!! CAN'T I GO AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND WITHOUT MY BLOODY MAID THROWING A PARTY, WTF!!!!!

 

[Madman]

Margaret Thatcher DIED ! Unionist hated her, Conservatives and CEO's LOVED HER!

BLISS, a moment of silence!

https://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/08/world/europe/uk-margaret-thatcher-dead/?hpt=hp_t1

 

[Madman]

OK, silence is over, NOW BACK to stopping you trespasser's from babbling.

TRANNY get the hot poking rod. I have to chase HOF with it!

 

[Madman]

Sanka coming right up.

A cold one please, triple milk and a sweetener.

Now with PAPA back part-time and oldguyzer on the employment line I think we should be ok.

CARDINAL, I could use another foot wash please

 

[oldguyzer]

Now with PAPA back part-time and oldguyzer on the employment line I think we should be ok.

They changed all the damn rules! Used to be you'd get paid for doing nothin' for months. Now they insist you try to work! What's the fun in that? I've paid EI for decades and I get the kiss-off by our government! Screw 'em! I might have to get work as a boot polisher at this rate...

 

[Madman]

They changed all the damn rules! Used to be you'd get paid for doing nothin' for months. Now they insist you try to work! What's the fun in that? I've paid EI for decades and I get the kiss-off by our government! Screw 'em! I might have to get work as a boot polisher at this rate...

Listen, since I believe in second chances and Guido your union rep has convinced me to bring you back on, I'm willing to allow you to come back as Blissful's assistant at half the rate, no back pay and a 3 month probational period.

 

[oldguyzer]

Listen, since I believe in second chances and Guido your union rep has convinced me to bring you back on, I'm willing to allow you to come back as Blissful's assistant at half the rate, no back pay and a 3 month probational period.

No farkin' way. I don't wanna see you in your morning "attire" any more....my eyes! My eyes!

 

[Madman]

No farkin' way. I don't wanna see you in your morning "attire" any more....my eyes! My eyes!

FCUK BLISSFUL bring me my razor..... my armpit hair is coming back!!

 

[peace]

Don't you want to look like Guido?

 

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No farkin' way. I don't wanna see you in your morning "attire" any more....my eyes! My eyes!

Do you see a penis on MM......:don'twantto-see:/

 

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OR



Her or him.....Well it not hard to pick....HER and if I do not get HER I am walking into the Labor
Board to complain of the working environment......:grrrrrr:

 

[oldguyzer]

I know which one I'd pick :biggrin2:

 

[Art Mann]

Me too