MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Bridgette_xo]

Good Morning all....

Morning

 

[Madman]

HEY HEY HEY, hold on!! Where's my breakfast??

I'll take this one..

Oldguzer, where's the cold coffeeeeeeeeeee

 

[papasmerf]

HEY HEY HEY, hold on!! Where's my breakfast??

I'll take this one..




Oldguzer, where's the cold coffeeeeeeeeeee

Here is your food

And that is all you get until you catch up on your crate rental

 

[Madman]

Papa you are working too hard in the kitchen.....

NO HE'S, not hard enough. I DON'T SEE MY PRUNES ANYWHERE

 

[papasmerf]

NO HE'S, not hard enough. I DON'T SEE MY PRUNES ANYWHERE

you are correct no more prunes for you until you catch up in the rent

 

[Madman]

you are correct no more prunes for you until you catch up in the rent

RENT WHAT FUCKING RENT, I OWN THE PLACE and I don't have a mortgage! IT'S ALL MINE!!:grrrrrr:

 

[papasmerf]

RENT WHAT FUCKING RENT, I OWN THE PLACE and I don't have a mortgage! IT'S ALL MINE!!:grrrrrr:

Nope

 

[Madman]

HOLD ON THERE BUCKO.....received by Bliss.... NO WAY not legal. She`was under heavy medication during this time. Contract law in Canada clearly states an individual must be sober and coherent. Blissful was taking medication for her pain between April 18th and April 21st, therefore your contract is null and void.

NOW BEG ME TO LET YOU STAY SMURF! ON YOUR KNEES, wait one second thought you will like that....stand up and beg!!

 

[papasmerf]

HOLD ON THERE BUCKO.....received by Bliss.... NO WAY not legal. She`was under heavy medication during this time. Contract law in Canada clearly states an individual must be sober and coherent. Blissful was taking medication for her pain between April 18th and April 21st, therefore your contract is null and void.

NOW BEG ME TO LET YOU STAY SMURF! ON YOUR KNEES, wait on second thought you will like that....stand up and beg!!

Actually I anticipated that objection and if you recall, a urine test was performed just prior to the signing.

Both you and Bliss tested negative for both drugs and alcohol.
I will ask Tranny, our recoding secretary, to produce the doccumention later.

 

[Madman]

LIES, LIES. LIES.... I did not ever pee in a test tube or bottle., I did however piss in the back yard by the barbecue and that sample is inadmissible. As for Bliss, she can`t even pee in the toilet without spraying the seat how the fuck would she pee in a bottle.

I`VE CAUGHT YOU AGAIN IN MORE LIES!!

Oldguyzer bring in the lie detector we have a sneaky little smurf!

Where`s Maury Povich when you need him

 

[papasmerf]

LIES, LIES. LIES.... I did not ever pee in a test tube or bottle., I did however piss in the back yard by the barbecue and that sample is inadmissible. As for Bliss, she can`t even pee in the toilet without spraying the seat how the fuck would she pee in a bottle.

I`VE CAUGHT YOU AGAIN IN MORE LIES!!

Oldguyzer bring in the lie detector we have a sneaky little smurf!

Where`s Maury Povich when you need him

Now if you want to stay you need to pay our agreed upon rental fee.

As you will recall I even allowed for your paying a daily rental.
Taking into account your only current income, comes from collecting bottles and cans.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Good Morning all!

 

[Madman]

Good Morning all!

 

[Transient]

Good Morning all!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You guys truly suck you know that? :biggrin2:

 

[Art Mann]

This make you feel any better?

 

[Bridgette_xo]

You guys truly suck you know that? :biggrin2:

LMAO. This is why I love this board lol

 

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MM...

Rent make it out to Papa.....Now....

 

[papasmerf]

MM...

Rent make it out to Papa.....Now....

He can not rent what he does not own.

 

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He can not rent what he does not own.

I though he was paying rent......Hmmmmmm