MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

I'm not picking a fucking door SEND ME BACK NOW!!!

THE LEAFS PLAY AT 7 I GOT TICKETS GOD DAMMIT!!

 

[Madman]

walk into the light.

NO and why do I hear a smurf in my ear. I am heading back and here keep the wings!

 

[Madman]

Ok I promise I won't keep putting ex lax in Papa's coffee if I can go back, PINKY SWEAR

 

[Madman]

OK OK I won't rub my dick on Bliss's lips anymore while she's sleeping but at least I knew she was safe because she had no teeth.

 

[Madman]

OH no , NO FUCKING WAY AM I GIVING THE BOOTS BACK. NO NO NO and you can't make me. Bob she can have back BUT NOT THE BOOTS.

 

[Madman]

Why she's enjoys it. I'm not telling Bridgette they weren't veggi burgers, SHE NEEDS the iron dammit!

 

[SillyGirl]

It hardly seems like you are in a position to be dictating terms.

 

[Madman]

OK so what, her garden is still good. As long as Amy doesn't know I've been peeing in her garden it's all good. NO I WON'T CONFESS and NO I won't keep my cat inside. I take care of Amy's garden and waldo does Cardinals.

I don't believe this heaven crap! I WANT TO GO BACK!!!!!

 

[Madman]

It hardly seems like you are in a position to be dictating terms.

SILLYG is that you down there praying and on your knees.

Hmmmm, I like you on your knees, very sexy

LISTEN throw me some rope so I can get back down. GO find chopped liver RObin, he has some rope you can use. I need help, I think papa killed me and I need to get back down!

 

[papasmerf]

Just keep the garlic with you at all times and put some over each exterior door and window

 

[Madman]

Just keep the garlic with you at all times and put some over each exterior door and window

YOU SON OF A SMURF, when I get back down there I'm going to shove all that garlic up your blue arse!!:grrrrrr:

 

[papasmerf]

YOU SON OF A SMURF, when I get back down there I'm going to shove all that garlic up your blue arse!!:grrrrrr:

Looks like I am going to have to salt your ashes

 

[papasmerf]

second one from the right

Yea two loads should do it

 

[Madman]

GOD get me back down there QUICKLY. THat little smurf is trying to take over!!

 

[Madman]

BAZ, IDA TALK TO YOUR BOSS he's as hard headed as HOF, i said hard headed NOT BALD HEADED!!!

 

[papasmerf]

put the damn thing in with HOFFA

 

[Madman]

I knew I should of stayed home on SUNDAY! I could have been still sleeping dreaming about doing naughty things to certain women instead I come down, LOG ON and find myself heading towards the bright light and not one fucking red carpet!

I SWEAR TO GOD somebody is going to get HURT!!!

 

[papasmerf]

I knew I should of stayed home on SUNDAY! I could have been still sleeping dreaming about doing naughty things to certain women instead I come down, LOG ON and find myself heading towards the bright light and not one fucking red carpet!

I SWEAR TO GOD somebody is going to get HURT!!!

look on the bright side

I did make ribs on your pyre.

no need to waste good flames

 

[Madman]

FIRED BODYGUARDS

Guido, as useless as a veal sandwich. Would betray his own mother for a slice of pizza,
Robin, useless without a leader who pulls him around in chains, NOT that there's anything wrong with that,
Hof, USELESS and misguided about the Habs. Claims to be an eye poker but only is interested in poking arseholes,
CasaNova, USELESS only interested in getting into Bridgettes LIME green running panties,

and look the proof now this interview with GOD!! Who is late and probably still sleeping!

 

[papasmerf]

FIRED BODYGUARDS

Guido, as useless as a veal sandwich. Would betray his own mother for a slice of pizza,
Robin, useless without a leader who pulls him around in chains, NOT that there's anything wrong with that,
Hof, USELESS and misguided about the Habs. Claims to be an eye poker but only is interested in poking arseholes,
CasaNova, USELESS only interested in getting into Bridgettes LIME green running panties,

and look the proof now this interview with GOD!! Who is late and probably still sleeping!

taint no body to guard anymore, bud.

Maybe your aunt can help you with that.