MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[SillyGirl]

Coffee or Lime aid?

Coffee, please. I like the way you're expanding the breakfast menu!

 

[papasmerf]

Coffee, please. I like the way you're expanding the breakfast menu!

I have some help in the kitchen and it means I am freed up to expand the menu
Meals will still be based on fresh ingredients and as such we will never have a huge menu

As always suggestions will be considered and Mondays will be a welcome to the week with sweets

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Good Morning all!

 

[papasmerf]

Morning Fang

Breakfast?

 

[Madman]

JESUS CHRIST, you fucking SON OF A SMERF have reduced my THREAD to a fucking DINER AND DIVE!

GET OUT!!

You can leave today's breakfast!

 

[Madman]

PS..... I DON'T SMELL LIKE CABBAGE!!!

 

[papasmerf]

JESUS CHRIST, you fucking SON OF A SMERF have reduced my THREAD to a fucking DINER AND DIVE!

GET OUT!!

You can leave today's breakfast!

you mean my thread

 

[Madman]

Good Morning all!

GO BACK HOME,,,,there's no food here!

Look what you have there, WHY COME TO MY PLACE

 

[papasmerf]

GO BACK HOME,,,,there's no food here!

Look what you have here, WHY COME TO MY PLACE

Picture
what picture?

 

[Madman]

you mean my thread

Absolutely AND POSITIVELY NOT!!!

GET OUT!!!

 

[Madman]

Picture
what picture?

PICTURE THIS SMERF

 

[papasmerf]

Absolutely AND POSITIVELY NOT!!!

GET OUT!!!

Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp

 

[Madman]

Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp

SHEIK I NEED THAT BB GUN BACK!!!

 

[papasmerf]

SHEIK I NEED THAT BB GUN BACK!!!

chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp

 

[Madman]

CARDINAL, it's bad enough you keep coming here every morning to fill pie hole but NOW YOU'RE BRINGING YOUR FRIENDS and she has a fucking attitude

 

[Madman]

chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Leave Sister Mary Agnus from Our Lady of Perpetual Agony Convent out of this Madman. And while you're at it SHUT THE FARK UP!:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Morning Fang

Breakfast?

No thank you papa I just threw up from reading Madman's posts. I'm afraid your cuisine may be wasted on me this morning. I'll just have a cup of coffee and gargle with Varsol to get the stank out.

 

[Madman]

No thank you papa I just threw up from reading Madman's posts. I'm afraid your cuisine may be wasted on me this morning. I'll just have a cup of coffee and gargle with Varsol to get the stank out.

DON"T TOUCH MY COFFEE!!!!!

It's cooling down!

 

[papasmerf]

No thank you papa I just threw up from reading Madman's posts. I'm afraid your cuisine may be wasted on me this morning. I'll just have a cup of coffee and gargle with Varsol to get the stank out.

Perhaps some rice and a side of fruit