MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Transient]

No...that's too kinky even for my liking. Just have him drawn and quartered. The butter can be drizzled on at the end for effect.

During the Inquisition, wasn't that known as ordering the "Cardinal, 4-ways"?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Somebody get me the comfy chair please!

 

[papasmerf]

During the Inquisition, wasn't that known as ordering the "Cardinal, 4-ways"?

might maybe be that

But who would want a Fang with a side order of eggs:beurk:

 

[Madman]

First off, Robin thank you for a great job done.

*NOTE* GuidoSee how it's done, LEARN FROM ROBIN!

NOW BRING ME THAT EGG AND CHEESE SAMMICH SON OF SMERF or I will give Robin your address and he's pack Vaseline!

 

[Madman]

SILLYG, PUT THAT DOWN GOD DAMMIT WOMAN!!

LOOK AT YOUR HIPS and if you can find a mirror big enough LOOK AT YOUR ARSE.

MY GOD, Tranny has tighter cheeks!

 

[Madman]

Where's my maid??

I see a trail of crumbs......


CARDIINAL PUT DOWN THE TOAST YOU MOOCHER!!!

 

[papasmerf]

First off, Robin thank you for a great job done.

*NOTE* GuidoSee how it's done, LEARN FROM ROBIN!

NOW BRING ME THAT EGG AND CHEESE SAMMICH SON OF SMERF or I will give Robin your address and he's pack Vaseline!

Where the hell are the horses you were supposed to yoke up??

Get you smelly, lazy, leotard boy licking ass out there and bring the yoked horses and rope. Before you even think about breakfast.

And by the way you do not get to order off the menu.

 

[Madman]

Speaking of Moochers, WHERE'S OLDGUYZER??

I haven't seen him trying to sneak a few prunes lately?

Plus I don't smell Ben-gay so I know he's not prowling around.Hmmmmmm

PAPA what did you do with Oldguyzer??

 

[Madman]

Where the hell are the horses you were supposed to yoke up??

Get you smelly, lazy, leotard boy licking ass out there and bring the yoked horses and rope. Before you even think about breakfast.

And by the way you do not get to order off the menu.

YOKE OFF smerf, I'm not getting NOTHING.

BRING ME MY EGGS AND DON'T FORGET MY PRUNES!

 

[papasmerf]

YOKE OFF smerf, I'm not getting NOTHING.


BRING ME MY EGGS AND DON'T FORGET MY PRUNES!

Get out of my thread

 

[Madman]

Get out of my thread

WHY YOU insubordinate little man! I ought a put the nipple clamps I stole out of SIllyG's glove compartment on your little blue BALLS!

 

[papasmerf]

WHY YOU insubordinate little man! I ought a put the nipple clamps I stole out of SIllyG's glove compartment on your little blue BALLS!

Are you still here?

 

[Madman]

GET OUT, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!!

YOURE GOD DAMN FIRED SMERF!!

GUIDO MAN THE APRON and for god sake's cover up your bitch tits!

 

[papasmerf]

PUPPY

Escort MM out and try not to leave any marks

 

[Madman]

Here puppy, awwww look at the poisoned wiener, I mean delicious wiener phew phew phew come .. come here.,.. come get the hot dog full of lots of good things.

 

[Madman]

Done

BRING IT LITTLE BLUE MAN

 

[papasmerf]

WTF the MM's crate is filed with this crap??

Bliss we need you to get it all out

 

[Madman]

Crack security puppy power, HA and DOUBLE HA TO YOU

 

[Madman]

DOn't touch my superhero toys SMERF.

GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF ROBIN!

 

[papasmerf]

Crack security puppy power, HA and DOUBLE HA TO YOU

That is Barny the killer pup..............We need to keep him caged and only release him in extreme circumstances.

He never misses