MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

HAHAHAHA! I think you meant "traitor". Putting it in bold just makes it funnier.

NO I MEANT TRADER,

HE'S TRADING HIS LEADER for a woman!:grrrrrr:

He probably thinks the boots look better on you wearing a bikini THAN ME!!

HE'S A TRADER!!!

 

[Madman]

Next he will be saying he goes the the taler to get his pants let out.

TRAITOR!!!

AND I'M TRADING YOUR CLOSET IN FOR AN ORGANIZER!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

I hope it helps. There are complaints coming in from bikini stores all over TO after his shopping expedition yesterday.

Tell me aboutit.

I got complaints from 3 industrial sandblast facilities. Seems he was trying to get a bikini blast.

 

[SillyGirl]

NO I MEANT TRADER,

HE'S TRADING HIS LEADER for a woman!:grrrrrr:

He probably thinks the boots look better on you wearing a bikini THAN ME!!

HE'S A TRADER!!!

um, the boots and a bikini would definitely look better on me. Before you ask, no I will not prove that by posting a bikini pic.

 

[Madman]

PEACE, ROBIN, GUIDO


HELP!!!!!

 

[Madman]

um, the boots and a bikini would definitely look better on me. Before you ask, no I will not prove that by posting a bikini pic.

Yeah yeah, just sit back and laugh,.... go ahead LAUGH and smile your head off Sillyg. Papa is falling for it hook line and SINKER....DAMN LITTLE BLUE SON OF SMERF!!!!

 

[SillyGirl]

Yeah yeah, just sit back and laugh,.... go ahead LAUGH and smile your head off Sillyg. Papa is falling for it hook line and SINKER....DAMN LITTLE BLUE SON OF SMERF!!!!

See? Like I said...I look much better in a bikini than you do.

 

[Madman]

Eat your HEART OUT SillyG!!

 

[Madman]

and I hate to break to you SIlly, but PAPA was with me yesterday strolling the beach BUT HE DOESN"T have the balls to admit it BUT i have the proof.

 

[SillyGirl]

Eat your HEART OUT SillyG!!

oh my. I don't think I'll be able to eat my heart out or anything else for quite awhile.

 

[SillyGirl]

and I hate to break to you SIlly, but PAPA was with me yesterday strolling the beach BUT HE DOESN"T have the balls to admit it BUT i have the proof.

I don't see any proof. Is HOF helping you post pics?

 

[Madman]

I don't see any proof. Is HOF helping you post pics?

HOF is busy fixing his clock. THE MAN CAN'T TELL TIME if his life depended on it!!

 

[papasmerf]

HOF is busy fixing his clock. THE MAN CAN'T TELL TIME if his life depended on it!!

why do you always want him to make time for you?

Robin and Peace have been crying about that for weeks

 

[Madman]

why do you always want him to make time for you?

Robin and Peace have been crying about that for weeks

HOF is the official time keeper but he sucks at it!

Make sure you write him up too!

NOW I'm busy writing a Code of Conduct for staff. I strongly advise you read it from cover to cover!

 

[SillyGirl]

 

[Madman]

CODE OF CONDUCT

CODE OF CONDUCT

FRONT COVER

As an employee of Madman INC. I solemnly swear to follow all his orders without questioning his motives.

All female employees must never use their teeth when servicing the BOSS (that's ME).

All renters will obey the Landlord and pay the rent on time.

ANY PERSON OR PERSONS FOUND GUILTY OF INSUBORDINATION WILL IMMEDIATELY REMOVE ALL THEIR CLOTHING AND MALES WILL REPORT TO SENOR GOMES AND FEMALES REPORT TO THE BOSS (that's me).

BACK COVER

 

[Madman]

GUIDO, I need helo

GUIDO, I need helo

and look what I have for you

 

[SillyGirl]

FRONT COVER

As an employee of Madman INC. I solemnly swear to follow all his orders without questioning his motives.

All female employees must never use their teeth when servicing the BOSS (that's ME).

All renters will obey the Landlord and pay the rent on time.

ANY PERSON OR PERSONS FOUND GUILTY OF INSUBORDINATION WILL IMMEDIATELY REMOVE ALL THEIR CLOTHING AND MALES WILL REPORT TO SENOR GOMES AND FEMALES REPORT TO THE BOSS (that's me).

BACK COVER

 

[peace]

PEACE, ROBIN, GUIDO


HELP!!!!!

You are on your own! ppFFFF!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Delivery truck is here

Stand back

I said stand back