MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

After I'm done with the Cardinal he'll be spitting up holy water for a month!

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

Mommy, take it easy. Come sit down and eat what Papa has prepared for us.

Beans mama bean from Papa!!

Mamma why are you looking at Papa's blue bum, HE'S A SMERF, we don't mix with smerfs!!!

 

[Madman]

I refuse to boost my comment stats by commenting on this comment thread.

Hmmmmmm Papa, prepare a union card for Primo and start collecting $59.99 a month from him right away, we need the funds.

 

[Madman]

PAPA, Primo is going to be a tough nut to crack.

Get Guido to hold him down



SOMEBODY BRING ME A FUCKING PEN!!

 

[User-E]

Breakfast

For some reason I always assumed you were cooking your own breakfasts, but new evidence seems to indicate you eat breakfast at a restaurant ...

Shit that looks good!

I've been at work since 4:30 am this morning. Horrible night terrors kept me up so I've decided to come in and be productive. Man I would kill Madman's mother to have that plate of food in front of me right now.

Sorry to hear about the horrible night terrors Cardinal. Are there sins you need to confess, or are you disturbed from listening to the confessions of our board members?

:fixer:

 

[Reverse]

*gasp* papasmerf is a fake.

Madman, bum check on Papasmerf please!

 

[papasmerf]

For some reason I always assumed you were cooking your own breakfasts, but new evidence seems to indicate you eat breakfast at a restaurant ...





:fixer:

Normally I do

But today was a busy morning

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Sorry to hear about the horrible night terrors Cardinal. Are there sins you need to confess, or are you disturbed from listening to the confessions of our board members?

:fixer:

No sins of any consequence Ms Sarah and the confessions of the board members make me laugh if I'm honest. Nope, these night terrors are consequences of a combination of drugs I'm taking that were prescribed by a person who purports to be a physician. Although I have my doubts at times.

 

[Baz]

No sins of any consequence Ms Sarah and the confessions of the board members make me laugh if I'm honest. Nope, these night terrors are consequences of a combination of drugs I'm taking that were prescribed by a person who purports to be a physician. Although I have my doubts at times.

Does this so called physician by any chance go by the name of Oldguyzer?:HaHaYearight:

 

[User-E]

No sins of any consequence Ms Sarah and the confessions of the board members make me laugh if I'm honest. Nope, these night terrors are consequences of a combination of drugs I'm taking that were prescribed by a person who purports to be a physician. Although I have my doubts at times.

I'm sorry to hear that. Are you able to adjust your meds?

I almost died once from my doctor playing, 'let's try this new drug that the pharmaceutical rep just gave me to hand out for free' during a trial and error experiment many years ago. Side effects are sometimes worse than the original condition.

Feel better hun. xo

Glad to hear we can make you laugh cause you do the same for me. :wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Nice, Papa, I invited FemmeFatale over for breakfast. Make her some purple eggs and where is my FUCKING COLD COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Madman]

Papa, why are Ms. Sarah and Fangy sitting here in their bath robes??

Tell me they didn't.....

I BETTER NOT WALK INTO THE SPARE ROOM AND FIND A PAIR OF JOE BOXER UNDERWEAR UNDER THE FUCKING BED!!!!

 

[Madman]

Does this so called physician by any chance go by the name of Oldguyzer?:HaHaYearight:

Shhhhh, PAPA pretend we're not home.

Quiet, don't answer the door....

Let the dog out the back, the big one!!!

 

[Madman]

*gasp* papasmerf is a fake.

Madman, bum check on Papasmerf please!

I'm NOT GOING near that little blue elf's arse!

He eats beans all day, no way NOT ME!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

WHAT KIND OF SLOP IS THIS??

I DO NOT APPROVE, make me something else!

 

[Transient]

It looks like some sort of hangover cure for Guido.

 

[Madman]

It looks like some sort of hangover cure for Guido.

Good point! Tranny, what's for breakfast I'm starving...

 

[Madman]

What was that, PAPA is that you??