MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

Phew! Nope, I didn't see it.


See how loose my jammies are?

Papa, I told you no more rump roast. GET RID OF IT, feed it to the sheep!

 

[Madman]

I understand that you're yelling because you're upset that my shoes are living under someone else's bed, so I will let it go at that. Don't push your luck.

Would you like to take this to the mud PIT??

Let's go, get naked and meet me in the pit and let's see what you got?

 

[Madman]

And I don't plan on looking at Transient's ass again

I hope. raying:

Would you rather look at Guido's, I'm sure I could arrange it after all what are friends for?

 

[Madman]

I painted my garage door the other day and was pretty proud of myself.
Today I tried to open my garage door using the clicker and it just grumbled at me and stayed shut.
I panicked. Thought I broke it somehow.
I didn't know the paint had dried in-between the cracks and was acting like glue.
Is there a special technique to painting garage doors to avoid this from happening?
Anyhow, it finally worked after grumbling at me for a while.

The trick is to leave them half open as they are drying.

Lesson 2 - replacing screens and winterizing your windows scheduled after lunch.

Lesson 3- leaky faucets 7pm.

Papa, find my monkey wrench. Peace had it last.

 

[Madman]

SillyG, hurry up it's cold out of the mud. I don't have all day unless you're scared.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I'd just like to welcome everyone to this new day however I seem to have not regained my thought pattern from viewing last night's image of Transient's ass. So let me just stay this. The picture that Madman just posted is far more flattering than what he looks like in real life.

Carry on.....

 

[Madman]

The picture that Madman just posted is far more flattering than what he looks like in real life.

Carry on.....

After I'm done with SillyG.....I'm coming after you

 

[SillyGirl]

SillyG, hurry up it's cold out of the mud. I don't have all day unless you're scared.

You will never ever ever see me naked. My eyes are rolling at your pathetic attempt to do so.

I'm leaving today for the weekend so have no time to deal with you right now. See you next week!

 

[Madman]

GOD I hate the rolling eye look!

Where are we going for the weekend, I need to know what to pack??

 

[User-E]

Plz don't be one of the people who calls him that.

It's ok, I don't plan on painting any more garage doors

How about we call him 'Mr. T' ? ;/Waving://

 

[Raiden]

HUBGFE Picnic?

Let me try,

Guido jiggling in the middle, MM dashing across the screen with the white hat, Jumping jack with the red socks and Chaos Theory doing the march:biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

:no:

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Any juice papa?

 

[Madman]

Any juice papa?

I will be squeezing it fresh for you, waiting for PAPA is like being on a dessert island.

FRESH JUICY JUICE COMING RIGHT UP

 

[Madman]

ANYONE ELSE??

Put your order in while it's fresh!!

 

[Madman]

Let me try,

Guido jiggling in the middle, MM dashing across the screen with the white hat, Jumping jack with the red socks and Chaos Theory doing the march:biggrin2:

You think that's funny?

YOU come into this intellectual thread where only well thought out posts are posted and you dare make FUN OF MY FRIENDS??????:grrrrrr:

As punishment you FORFEIT your prize and relinquish it TOO ME!!!!

 

[Madman]

HUBGFE Picnic?

PRIMO, you HAVE also been found guilty of insulting the membership unfortunately you have nothing I want so you are left to take over my defunct maids duties for one week.

1. 

Here you could use the new brush I never gave to my old maid.

 

[Madman]

CARDINAL WE HAVE A NO RETURN POLICY

CARDINAL WE HAVE A NO RETURN POLICY

Dear Cardinal Fang,

the prize you won is not exchangeable NOR returnable.

YOU MUST USE IT BEFORE DECEMBER 31!


NOW PLEASE TAKE IT BACK

and please keep you voice down , yelling and ranting will not be tolerated, thank you very much.

 

[Madman]

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNEMENT

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNEMENT

THE INDIVIDUAL who's name begins with a T and ends with a Y is put on notice that hallucinatory pictures will no longer be allowed!

This is dangerous and viewing this is what we believe sent ROB FORD into his latest tirade!!