MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Analme]

HELP, I can't move and my ankle is being shredded. Just look for the cool looking dude wearing the pink glasses!!!!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

HELP, I can't move and my ankle is being shredded. Just look for the cool looking dude wearing the pink glasses!!!!!!!

as long as you are there
would you hand me the beads

 

[Analme]

as long as you are there
would you hand me the beads

Sorry Pops, I'm currently using the beads to tie up my nut sack so the boys don't fall into the trap. You are more than welcome to use them once you get me out of this thing.

 

[papasmerf]

Sorry Pops, I'm currently using the beads to tie up my nut sack so the boys don't fall into the trap. You are more than welcome to use them once you get me out of this thing.

I will pass

Now that I know where them beads have been.

 

[Analme]

I will pass

Now that I know where them beads have been.

That's fine but if you change your mind I'll be happy to pass on the pearls. Any chance you can throw me one of MM's cock socks? A pink one to match the pearls please and in the meantime a crowbar would also be useful.

 

[papasmerf]

That's fine but if you change your mind I'll be happy to pass on the pearls. Any chance you can throw me one of MM's cock socks? A pink one to match the pearls please and in the meantime a crowbar would also be useful.

 

[papasmerf]

mental note:
when you ask Robin for a can opener be spacific

Otherwise you get this

 

[Analme]

Thanks for the crowbar and anal cream. Sitting here and not being able to move stuck in Sarah's trap, my ass is getting kind of chafed. The cock sock will not do at all. It's not my type, sorry and neither is Robin!

 

[papasmerf]

Glad I could help

Sorry that the sock puppet was not to you licking errr a liking

 

[User-E]

Careful boys, this could be a trap

:biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

:biggrin2:

don't laugh

my mommy told me girls have teeth down there

 

[Transient]

don't laugh

my mommy told me girls have teeth down there

Isn't that how they got the nickname snapper?

 

[papasmerf]

Isn't that how they got the nickname snapper?

that is what mommy told me

 

[Transient]

Careful boys, this could be a trap

 

[User-E]

Sarah, I run a very elite bunny agency servicing both men and women.

I also have a couple of stallion (bunnies) for you and your needs. The ladies do receive a special rate of $150 for 2 entire hours or just send me naked selfies and we can call it even.

Here are a few samples of the bunny studs.

Sarah, I'm also in talks with Jeffery the porn star bunny. We are working out a deal for him to start touring Canada and if you like I can add your name to the waiting list or .....um...shhhh...sneak you into the number one slot if you send me a naked selfie.....shhhhhhh keep this on the hush hush......

Just to clarify - they need to be naked selfies? No pics done by professional photographer? :Battingeyelashes:

 

[papasmerf]

Just to clarify - they need to be naked selfies? No pics done by professional photographer? :Battingeyelashes:

As I understand it MM has a camera and is a member of the Professional EH sayers of Canada.

As a matter of fact he is the Business Manager for his local.

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Finally PEACE is back! Tranny, this time don't let him out without a leash!

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

Unacceptable and SILLYG doesn't need more cellulite on her ARSE!!!!

Look at the selfies she's been sending me from her holiday.

PAPA IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

 

[Madman]

Just to clarify - they need to be naked selfies? No pics done by professional photographer? :Battingeyelashes:

Bikini, undies, garters, thongs and of course naked is acceptable. Selfies are taken with a phone but a professional nude shot is acceptable but shhhhh keep it quiet because you know who becomes blue with envy.....shhhhh.....