MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

Hot, strong, coffee keeps me regular.
4 or 5 cups every morning and I am good to go.

I'll take 4 cold strong black coffees! OK room temperature will do but make it snappy!

ANYONE seen SillyG??

Borg is sitting at the table by himself. TRANNY go sit beside him and lure him into the back yard!

 

[Madman]

yup

But I did not enjoy it.

OH OH, she heard you and she's mad!

 

[papasmerf]

I'll take 4 cold strong black coffees! OK room temperature will do but make it snappy!

ANYONE seen SillyG??

Borg is sitting at the table by himself. TRANNY go sit beside him and lure him into the back yard!

if you want it body temperature I will drain you a cup of used coffee.
Otherwise you can do what you do best and blow on it.

 

[Madman]

Aunt Binoo and her friend are not pleased either Papa.

ps......they found your cigar stash.....sorry PAPA!:clapping2:

 

[Madman]

OH NOOOOOOOO NOW MAMA IS IN YOUR STASH....OMG and she's asking for you PAPA.

 

[papasmerf]

Aunt Binoo and her friend isn't pleased either Papa.

ps......they found your cigar stash.....sorry PAPA!:clapping2:

They can have the cigars they are smoking but thank them and tell them I am sorry but I have to refuse the gummies

 

[Madman]

Friday CHORES!!


Papa-clean the kitchen, do the laundry and make my bed,

Tranny- shovel and salt the driveway and walkway, iron my shirts and underwear,

Peace- ON SPECIAL LEAVE

Guido- clean the bathrooms and get The Cardinal to help you, avoid Oldguyzer he'll attempt to fist your prostate as your bent over cleaning the tub!

OK ALL CHORES TO BE COMPLETED BY 6pm.

 

[Madman]

OOOOOOooooopppps, I forgot,


SillyG and Mr, Sarah, you two can make the bed but don't wake Bridgette up, she's a cranky blondy when she doesn't get enough sleep!

 

[papasmerf]

Friday CHORES!!


Papa-clean the kitchen, do the laundry and make my bed,

Tranny- shovel and salt the driveway and walkway, iron my shirts and underwear,

Peace- ON SPECIAL LEAVE

Guido- clean the bathrooms and get The Cardinal to help you, avoid Oldguyzer he'll attempt to fist your prostate as your bent over cleaning the tub!

OK ALL CHORES TO BE COMPLETED BY 6pm.

 

[Madman]

Get that crap out of here and give me one of these

 

[papasmerf]

Get that crap out of here and give me one of these

 

[Madman]

OK PAPA, you've brought in the crew to help you clean the kitchen... GOOD BOY but you better be paying for them out of YOUR OWN FUCKING POCKET!!!

 

[Madman]

Children, Papa is a fake. Don't grow up looking up to him, his bread is hard like a rock, his eggs are runny and his coffee tastes like mud....shhhh stop laughing he'll hear us!!!

 

[papasmerf]

LOL

MM could not find Robin but it seems he found Peter Parker

 

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YOU KEEP you bloody pants on!!!

sure, sure...

 

[papasmerf]

OK PAPA, you've brought in the crew to help you clean the kitchen... GOOD BOY but you better be paying for them out of YOUR OWN FUCKING POCKET!!!

OK Guys

We will head out tonite for the Snipe Hunt.
Be extra careful not to shoot MM and or Hooked.

 

[papasmerf]

Of course you can go too, Pooh.

MM is going to be on point...........Keep "sight" of him and make sure "he does not get shot"

 

[User-E]

OOOOOOooooopppps, I forgot,

SillyG and Mr, Sarah, you two can make the bed but don't wake Bridgette up, she's a cranky blondy when she doesn't get enough sleep!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

As soon as SG, Bridgette and myself are finished with our wake up hugs and kisses, we are heading out to give free BJ's to all HUBGFEers.

Be prepared for us to show up at your home or office sometime today! :biggrin2:

sure, sure...

Is there a special Valentine's moon on the horizon? :wink2:

 

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Is there a special Valentine's moon on the horizon? :wink2:

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Happy Valentine's Day all!