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MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

Hey look! It's HOOKED, Madman and their boss in the Monday morning meeting! :LMAO:

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Transient said:
Hey look! It's HOOKED, Madman and their boss in the Monday morning meeting! :LMAO:

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It looks like I need to start up the chain saw once again!:grrrrrr:
 
BTW....it's Sunday morning and I was told to drop by for breakfast.

HELLO is anyone in the kitchen?
 
papasmerf said:
sounds like a reach-around metaphor

Do you not work on Sundays? I don't want to but I will have to put in a complaint to your CEO if I don't see anything on the table soon.
 
HOOKED said:
Do you not work on Sundays? I don't want to but I will have to put in a complaint to your CEO if I don't see anything on the table soon.

that would be me

Please, have a seat and tell me what your complaint is.

After which I will give it due consideration and determine an appropriate action.

Please, proceed
 
Well I'm not sure if the CEO moniker truly belongs to you because MM is insistant that he's in charge , the big cheese, the head honcho , THE BOSS but since I have not seen any official paperwork I will share with you my grievance and if a resolution cannot be found then I will have no choice but to file an official grievance to the grievance officer.

Complaint 1-003- I was referred by MM to stop in and enjoy a free breakfast Sunday morning. I arrived at approx. 9:45 am. to find BupKUS, a heaping plate of bupkus. I also clicked on the image posted by MM claiming of secret cams and claiming SillyGirl was caught naked on cam. A fantastically delicious looking bottom was shown but only to be let down by SillyGirl claiming it was a lie. Another image was shown, posted by Transient claiming I was one of the gentlemen in the photo bobbing for ass crack, another lie. It was not me! Yes one of them is the boss and possibly MM the other but the third I assure you is not me.

I now stand before you with a valid and serious accusation. I recommend you investigate this matter and deal with it accordingly and most of all professionally.

I'm also looking for a letter of apology from Transient for the picture and the blindness I've suffered after accidentally stumbling on to his flashes. If a warning had been given I could have at the very least had my sunglasses on. This will be dealt with in the courts if need be and after I'm done with you or MM I will be the official CEO, big cheese, the man, the boss, THE HEAD HONCHO!
 
HOOKED said:
BTW....it's Sunday morning and I was told to drop by for breakfast.

HELLO is anyone in the kitchen?

Don't know about that bacon smerf,
but breakfast is ready in my kitchen
 
From the desk of
PapaSmerf
CEO and Managing Partner
Smerf LLC

cc: Transient EVP of Records and Finance

In the matter of Hooked not getting a breakfast.

After careful consideration it has been decided that you were indeed wronged.
However the source of you injury was MM and compounded by your misguided belief in free eats.

You have been informed numerous times that there is a meal charge in our dining facilities.

Your blatant attempt to defraud Smerf LLC is being refereed to our litigators HONEYBEE and GOOGLE.

BTW : Today's lunch will be offered at a cost of only 1 cent for all those whose accounts are up to date.

Choices are:

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From the desk of
PapaSmerf
CEO and Managing Partner
Smerf LLC

cc: Transient EVP of Records and Finance

In the matter of Hooked not getting a breakfast.

After careful consideration it has been decided that you were indeed wronged.
However the source of you injury was MM and compounded by your misguided belief in free eats.

You have been informed numerous times that there is a meal charge in our dining facilities.

Your blatant attempt to defraud Smerf LLC is being refereed to our litigators HONEYBEE and GOOGLE.

BTW : Today's lunch will be offered at a cost of only 1 cent for all those whose accounts are up to date.

Choices are:

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I see I will have to take the matter of no breakfast and now being denied lunch to the next level. It's a shame we cannot resolve this matter in a civil fashion. You must be related to Doug and Rob Ford. You will be happy to know he's on his way to your country and will be rubbing elbows with your very own Jimmy. You know Jimmy, heck everyone knows Jimmy.

You have not touched upon the unprofessional behavior of your EVP. Take note of high ranking officials i.e. Rand Paul James Clapper, Anthony Weiner who have been fired and lost their prestigious titles over the very same thing.

I DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY!
 
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