MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

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Is he still fasting? Someone throw him an English muffin.

 

[Madman]

Is he still fasting? Someone throw him an English muffin.

I'm ahead of you, I've started flinging eggs at the old smerf

 

[User-E]

Does your niceness ever end!?

I once saw an RCMP patrol car stop traffic in downtown Kelowna so he could safely escort a mother duck and her ducklings across the 4 lane highway. /-Thumbs-up::/

 

[papasmerf]

I once saw an RCMP patrol car stop traffic in downtown Kelowna so he could safely escort a mother duck and her ducklings across the 4 lane highway. /-Thumbs-up::/

Next time, please gather them in a basket and leave them in the kitchen

 

[User-E]

Next time, please gather them in a basket and leave them in the kitchen

Mmmm .. duck a l'orange ...

 

[papasmerf]

Mmmm .. duck a l'orange ...

that will work

 

[User-E]

that will work

or bacon wrapped duck breasts :wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

Maybe Duck Confit

 

[HOF]

I once saw an RCMP patrol car stop traffic in downtown Kelowna so he could safely escort a mother duck and her ducklings across the 4 lane highway. /-Thumbs-up::/

LOL, There's a road that was just closed in Dundas, Ontario because the Salamandars are travelling apparently this is their birthing season so this road will closed for up to two weeks!

 

[HOF]

1 hours series finale, this Monday!​

 

[User-E]

Wanna play some pool? :wink2:

 

[HOF]

What the HELL?? Gilligan, Skipper, Professor, the Howells and Ginger are all dead. The only one left is Mary-Ann and she's probably over 75. :NoNoNo:

She turns 76 this year! I'd give her a go still, but I'd be thinking of the Gilligan's Island images! LOL

 

[HOF]

Wanna play some pool? :wink2:

Not really, but I wouldn't mind jumping you on that! Three off the bucket list! On a classic car, on a pool table and best of all YOU!

 

[Raiden]

That's a mighty fine booty but I'll pass on today's version.

 

[User-E]

Not really, but I wouldn't mind jumping you on that! Three off the bucket list! On a classic car, on a pool table and best of all YOU!

It'd be fun to seduce you slowly during a game. I've never done it on a pool table yet either. I'd wear something short 'n sexy with no panties for you, cause I have to bend over a lot to shoot. :wink2:

 

[Raiden]

It'd be fun to seduce you slowly during a game. I've never done it on a pool table yet either. I'd wear something short 'n sexy with no panties for you, cause I have to bend over a lot to shoot. :wink2:

She's teasing you HOF, what are you waiting for?

Should I start baking a cake???

 

[User-E]

She's teasing you HOF, what are you waiting for?

Should I start baking a cake???

The only thing keeping us apart is about 4,000 kms, lol!

 

[Raiden]

The only thing keeping us apart is about 4,000 kms, lol!

Well, I can bake the cake and freeze if it will help?

 

[HOF]

Just my luck, a woman that's interested but she's in another time zone!

 

[Raiden]

Just my luck, a woman that's interested but she's in another time zone!

You can always do the cam thing

It won't earn you a cake but at least you'll still bust a nut!