MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

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[Madman]

PAPAPAPAPAPAPAAPPAPAP, hide me quick..

The cops are looking for me.....HIDE ME!!!!!!


I was off hunting and got a squirrel and a couple of racoons when all of a sudden these two old ladies started screaming at me.

I RAN OFF and almost got hit by a car which cause me to throw the catch in the air and it landed on OLDGUYZERS Volkwagon!

Then ran back into the park but my pants fell down and the two ladies started pointing and laughing .....but but now the coppers are looking for me, HELP!!!!!

 

[Madman]

and btw you old goat, WHERE'S FUCKING BREAKFAST and where's SILLYG, MY FUCKING BOOTS ARE MISSING!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Madman]

ROTFLMFAO! Don't tell anyone that I used Madman's toothbrush to clean my cornhole! Let him figure it out there's something shitty happening for himself! :LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

:grrrrrr::grrrrrr:

 

[oldguyzer]

 

[HOOKED]

Wow poor thing! What a nose, honestly I feel bad for her.

 

[papasmerf]

Have at it

 

[Transient]

Think of the strain on her poor back having to tote around that nose.

 

[Madman]

I see things are slowly getting back to normal around here with food, tits and PEACE is back!/-Thumbs-up::/

 

[Madman]

PAPA, there's a shell on the shrimp and you didn't remove the shit vein properly!

WTF, put your smerf glasses on when cooking YOU BLIND BAT!

 

[Madman]

I couldn't date her...her nose would get in the way of her giving me a bj.

No problem, here we have someone for everyone. Take Olga, she has a small nose and sucks a mean cock!

Just have her back by midnight, Papa likes to cuddle with her for warmth.

 

[User-E]

 

[papasmerf]

Coffee is hot ans strong

Wine is also available

 

[Chunky]

Coffee is hot ans strong

Wine is also available

Is it a champagne breakfast??

 

[papasmerf]

Is it a champagne breakfast??

More of a Riesling Breakfast

 

[Chunky]

Would you mind if I invite some of Winslow's girl over for breakfast lunch and dinner here. I'm hoping you could help me put a little junk in their trunks!

 

[papasmerf]

Would you mind if I invite some of Winslow's girl over for breakfast lunch and dinner here. I'm hoping you could help me put a little junk in their trunks!

That would be up to them

But remember it takes time to loose weight as it does to gain.

However I could do the cooking and you will find my rates to be as attractive as the meals.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

It's way past the lunch hour, somebody is obviously sleeping on the job again!