MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[Madman]

Ang is back Madman, you better pick up your posting pace.

WHERE IS HE?? I SEEN A1 pop in but I haven't seen ANG and WHERE THE HELL HAS HOF DISAPPEARED TOO????

 

[Madman]

HOF WHAT TIME IS IT GOD DAMMIT

 

[Madman]

08.36

 

[Madman]

That just didn't feel right.:Crying2:

HOF COME BACK, I promise you can cuddle up with PAPA at night if you come back

 

[Guido]

breakfast

3 orders please!

 

[papasmerf]

Special today

 

[papasmerf]

MM

ready for our weekend hunt????

I am

 

[papasmerf]

Everyone check your butts

Robin has been real quiet lately

 

[BuzzSaw]

Everyone check your butts

Robin has been real quiet lately

I think my hemorrhoids are acting up again, is there a doc in the house?

 

[papasmerf]

today's breakfast is inspired by this

 

[oldguyzer]

I think my hemorrhoids are acting up again, is there a doc in the house?

I refer all such requests to Madman now...he has a thing for butts, apparently, and the customers always seem to leave at a fast pace, so he gets through a lot of them in a day. Funny, though...no return customers! Wonder why...

 

[Madman]

I refer all such requests to Madman now...he has a thing for butts, apparently, and the customers always seem to leave at a fast pace, so he gets through a lot of them in a day. Funny, though...no return customers! Wonder why...

I wish to inform you my specialty butt service is strictly a ladies only venture. Please do not send me any of Papa's male clients in the future.

Oldguyzer now that we are clear can you please grab me a cold black coffee, some prune pudding and an omelette from the kitchen??

 

[Madman]

WTF, where's the service AROUND HERE??


WHERE IS MY COLD FUCKING BLACK COFFEE???


PAPA YOU BLUE BALLED PINK ARSED LITTLE LAWN TROLL, BRING OUT MY COFFEE!

 

[Madman]

I made the pastries this morning, EVERYONE DIG IN!!

 

[Madman]

PAPA, you've been up since 4.19 am. but I'm still sitting here starving like a mother fucker and NOTHING, not a crumb or a drop of coffee yet!

 

[Madman]

I refer all such requests to Madman now...he has a thing for butts, apparently, and the customers always seem to leave at a fast pace, so he gets through a lot of them in a day. Funny, though...no return customers! Wonder why...

and you!, YES YOU since 7.13 am this morning and you have yet to start my daily prostate exam.......GET WITH THE PROGRAM or GET OUT!!

 

[papasmerf]

and you!, YES YOU since 7.13 am this morning and you have yet to start my daily prostate exam.......GET WITH THE PROGRAM or GET OUT!!

OG here is the finger cot you requested

 

[Madman]

OG here is the finger cot you requested

HELL NO, he's not sticking ROBIN up my arse! WTF is wrong with you?

 

[Madman]

OK OLDGUYZER, I'M READY and make it quick

 

[Madman]

yes boss, I'm ready

That a boy OG, be gentle