MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[User-E]

Those are awesome! :good:


I'll hand out the cash to whoever lands on free parking. :biggrin2:



And ... if you hand me a little cash back, we might just be able to jump in the back seat while waiting for your next turn. :wink2:

 

[Transient]

 

[User-E]

LOL /-Thumbs-up::/

 

[Transient]

 

[papasmerf]

Papa, much too my surprise your contract I'm told clearly states you do not have Sundays off therefore all I can say is sunny-side up with brown toast, two slices of toast and a heaping dish of home fries .

um yea

I am the owner not the cook

while I love to cook I refuse to cook for union goons

 

[User-E]

 

[Raiden]

How does a guy get a beer around here??

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[User-E]

Breakfast

Raspberry! My favourite fruit!

:good:

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

I REALLY NEED TO SEND YOU BACK TO the forest in Smurf Village. You've had it too good living in MY HOUSE, eating and serving MY FOOD to MY GUEST and getting fat and LAZY!!!

MAKE ME A PROPER BREAKFAST or face my wrath!

 

[Madman]

WTF, where's crusty, I DON'T SEE CRUSTY!!!!!!!!?????????:SayWhat?:

 

[User-E]

WTF, where's crusty, I DON'T SEE CRUSTY!!!!!!!!?????????:SayWhat?:

Crusty was surgically removed to ensure the game would be safe.

 

[Transient]

I thought Crusty was your illegitimate son you spawned with a slutty apple tart?

 

[papasmerf]

Let us eat

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Good morning all.

 

[Madman]

I thought Crusty was your illegitimate son you spawned with a slutty apple tart?

Crusty is mine and QUIET, papa has been trying to get his dirty little blue mitts on crusty too.

 

[Madman]

Good morning all.

You think you can just waltz in here anytime you just feel like it.

NO BREAKFAST FOR YOU:grrrrrr:

 

[Madman]

This pig dares you to go for his bacon....double dares you!

Primo, welcome back you crusty republican bacon muncher!:biggrin2:

Any pig with balls that big would have Papa running for the hills if his short stubby blue legs can make it up the hill!

 

[User-E]

I'm not really republican you know!



I went to a state fair once and saw some parental failure:

While walking through the pork barn, I see this father talking to a farmer while his (2-4yr old) son was petting the big hog in the pen. The problem was, the way the hog was laying, the kid was actually sitting there stroking it's scrotum. Too bad this was before camera phones!

And no....I didn't say anything to the father or the kid or the farmer. The pig and the kid seemed happy so I just walked on.

:rofl!:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I'm really hungry