MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[HOOKED]

It is also noted Transient is walking around with only a t-shirt. The house rules clearly state pants or at the very least shorts must be worn at all times. Joy Smith is expected for lunch and she won't be pleased.

 

[papasmerf]

Hooked you are here by put on notice that you are trespassing as well as acting like a thug.

 

[-b]

It is also noted Transient is walking around with only a t-shirt. The house rules clearly state pants or at the very least shorts must be worn at all times. Joy Smith is expected for lunch and she won't be pleased.

You are funny...I am so glad Madman and Papa has you to deal with.....:LMAO:

 

[papasmerf]

You are funny...I am so glad Madman and Papa has you to deal with.....:LMAO:

Hooked complexion is not actually brown...........that color occurs when he pulls his head from MM's butt

 

[HOOKED]

Hooked you are here by put on notice that you are trespassing as well as acting like a thug.

You're getting silly now. Papa please stop eating so many sweets in the morning, you know as well as the rest of us you cannot control yourself when you sugar intake is too high.

 

[papasmerf]

You're getting silly now. Papa please stop eating so many sweets in the morning, you know as well as the rest of us you cannot control yourself when you sugar intake is too high.

You want to stay here I need you to sign a lease

 

[HOOKED]

MM has left a to do list and it reads as follows

Blissful- clean bathrooms and sanitize bath tubs, ensure all toilet paper is full and take the smerf out for a walk,

Transient- help with the laundry as Blissful is on work hardening at the moment and don't let me repeat myself, please put your pants on!

I will be in bed, Papa please wake me up in an hour after your walk and don't poop in the neighbors yard again please and thank you.

 

[papasmerf]

OG

we have another one who needs you

 

[User-E]

It does in my family

My Grandma was very tiny and that was the measure of being 'grown up' in my family, when you passed Grandma in height, lol.

 

[HOOKED]

OG

we have another one who needs you

Very good idea, there maybe hope for you yet. Please have the doctor come in and check Transient's prostate.

 

[User-E]

Dear PapaSmerf, I suggest very strongly you tone down your rhetoric. As the newly duly appointed weekend house moniter and with the authority given to me by Madman Inc. Enterprises I will have no choice but to send you to your room for the rest of the day!

Can you send him to my room instead??

:wink2:

 

[User-E]

It is also noted Transient is walking around with only a t-shirt. The house rules clearly state pants or at the very least shorts must be worn at all times. Joy Smith is expected for lunch and she won't be pleased.

He's celebrating the Summer Solstice, so maybe we can let him run around pantless for a while longer? :YMPARTY:

 

[HOOKED]

Can you send him to my room instead??

:wink2:

I can but I must warn you he's hung like a tinsy fly.



Note the blue coloring of the insect.

 

[-b]

Come on Papa...lets go....

 

[HOOKED]

Blissful please be mindful of the law when walking Papa, thank you.

 

[Transient]

....and now for something completely different....

 

[User-E]

I can but I must warn you he's hung like a tinsy fly.



Note the blue coloring of the insect.

It's so cute! I will be very gentle. :fixer:

 

[-b]

Blissful please be mindful of the law when walking Papa, thank you.

Hey I am walking him on a leash...he has words...he can say he needs to toilet..if not
I am walking him with him wearing these..

 

[User-E]

....and now for something completely different....

:don'twantto-see:/

This is not helping! I've been trying to defend your right to bare your bum in celebration of the Summer Solstice, but I might have to side with your critics now. :no:

 

[HOOKED]

....and now for something completely different....

Clearly the rules are not being followed. You have left me no choice but to craft a new law which will govern this thread from this point on.

BILL C-69

It will not be a criminal offence to flash one's flabby ass but it will be a criminal offence for anyone to view this same ass.

If anyone is caught viewing the exploited individual's bare bottom they will be fined $500.00 on the first offence, 1000.00 and 3 years minimum crate time on a second offence.


Person's exposing their bare bottom shall do so only of their own free will and not in the presence of minors or where possibly anyone under the age of 25 may be near by.