MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

I'm going to tan in my backyard, I NEED SOMEONE TO RUB some cream on my BACK!!!

Anyone, hello , ANYONE THERE GOD DAMMIT???

 

[Transient]

Everyone be-careful, it looks like the stings have begun!!!

Or at the very least...the worst bait and switch ever.

 

[papasmerf]

Or at the very least...the worst bait and switch ever.

:LMAO:

 

[User-E]

Thank you, AT LEAST SOMEONE CARES AROUND HERE!

Sarah, do you have all your own teeth??

The tooth fairy has a bunch of mine. :biggrin2:

MM - I've been meaning to ask about your affection for cold coffee. :writing:

Cold coffee grosses me out! I call it 'The Last Sip' - the one I shouldn't have taken. The one left in the bottom of my travel mug after a long drive, when I'm still expecting hot liquid to pour down my throat. YUCK!!

Cold coffee is like cold cum. Cum is meant to be consumed while it's still at body temperature.

:wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

The tooth fairy has a bunch of mine. :biggrin2:

MM - I've been meaning to ask about your affection for cold coffee. :writing:

Cold coffee grosses me out! I call it 'The Last Sip' - the one I shouldn't have taken. The one left in the bottom of my travel mug after a long drive, when I'm still expecting hot liquid to pour down my throat. YUCK!!

Cold coffee is like cold cum. Cum is meant to be consumed while it's still at body temperature.

:wink2:

always make sure they are breathing....................trust me on that

 

[User-E]

always make sure they are breathing....................trust me on that

I don't like stepping in little puddles of cold cum that you drip on the floor on your way from the massage room to the shower either.

:NoNoNo:

 

[-b]

Sometimes reading stuff on here is like watching Monty Python...or Benny Hill...Or some Crazy
Ass Comedy Show....

 

[Transient]

always make sure they are breathing....................trust me on that

:don'twantto-see:/ Don't wanna know the backstory!

 

[User-E]

:don'twantto-see:/ Don't wanna know the backstory!

New dress code for you: suit and tie when you're online, now that you're an official Administrative Assistant. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Where the hell has Guido been???

This should bring him out

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Where the hell has Guido been???

This should bring him out

Sure ask about the fat guy in a speedo but not about the superhero in green tights, I'm NOT chopped liver dammit and I like meatballs just like the next guy!

 

[papasmerf]

Sure ask about the fat guy in a speedo but not about the superhero in green tights, I'm NOT chopped liver dammit and I like meatballs just like the next guy!

Sorry Robin but that is for Guido

 

[Analme]

:don'twantto-see:/ Don't wanna know the backstory!

Not necessary and do we need a mediator in this thread??

 

[Reverse]

Sometimes reading stuff on here is like watching Monty Python...or Benny Hill...Or some Crazy
Ass Comedy Show....

Turn the channel and watch porn instead mushy!

 

[papasmerf]

Breakfast

 

[Madman]

Breakfast

WTF IS THIS CRAP???

Do I need to remind YOU I NEED TO EAT because of my condition!

Eggs, home fries , cold coffee and fresh fruit, NOW GOD DAMMIT

 

[Madman]

The tooth fairy has a bunch of mine. :biggrin2:

MM - I've been meaning to ask about your affection for cold coffee. :writing:

Cold coffee grosses me out! I call it 'The Last Sip' - the one I shouldn't have taken. The one left in the bottom of my travel mug after a long drive, when I'm still expecting hot liquid to pour down my throat. YUCK!!

Cold coffee is like cold cum. Cum is meant to be consumed while it's still at body temperature.

:wink2:

Sarah, I usually stop at Timmy's every morning before heading to work. I pick up a black coffee and let it sit til it's room temperature.

I can't stand drinking anything that burns my lips!

I treat pizza the same way, let it sit so it doesn't burn the roof my my mouth or tongue.


Sarah, can you please bring me a cold coffee and fresh prunes and on your way to the kitchen, please take the time to kick PAPA in his blue nut sack, THANK YOU!

 

[User-E]

Sarah, can you please bring me a cold coffee and fresh prunes and on your way to the kitchen, please take the time to kick PAPA in his blue nut sack, THANK YOU!

I'm not into that BDSM stuff anymore so I'll just pat him on the head and tell him you said 'hi', ok? :biggrin2:

:whip:

 

[HOOKED]

I'm not into that BDSM stuff anymore so I'll just pat him on the head and tell him you said 'hi', ok? :biggrin2:

:whip:

I'll pass your message on to MM but I believe being a smurf means he is also a eunuch. Feel free to kick away he won't feel a thing!:LMAO:

 

[User-E]

You really need to check references prior to bring anyone on our street corner. See if Transient will go stand outside, I'm sure he'll attract a few people.

It appears as though Transients's feelings have been hurt. He handed in his resignation as Administrative Assistant and QUIT without notice!!

:SayWhat?:

We'll have to think of ways to butter him up if we want to keep him around. Hmmmmmm