MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[peace]

:no:

 

[Guido]

It's a beautiful day today. The sun is shining, I have my morning coffee and biscotti by my side all is good!

 

[Transient]

+1:clapping: (except no biscotti)







Bump

 

[peace]

latte with chocolate chip cookie or almond croissant is a much better choice. :bs:

 

[a 1 player]

Bump.

 

[Madman]

HEY HEY HEY, who gave you guys permission to sit on my deck and have coffee and crumpets?

NOW, WHO LEFT THE MESS? WHO WAS IT?

 

[-b]

Madman :na:

 

[Madman]

 

[Madman]

Melanie, don't shoot til you see the whites of their eyes baby.

 

[-b]

Bite Me......:na:

 

[Madman]

Bite Me......:na:

I'll bite you baby

 

[-b]

To scary........

Mel and the women are with me having High Tea......
In their Victoria Secrets.......

 

[Madman]

My demands or I'm going to blow something up

1)I want all my ladies back before midnight ,
2)I want Guido and Transient to come back and power wash my deck,
3)I want A1 to let Peace hug him and then escort the hugger out,
4)I want Bliss to steal Papasmerf bacon stash and use it for support and hold up Mellonball's saggy balls so he can be safely escorted OUT!
5) Someone take out Danolo, wtf is a Danolo?

The clock is ticking

 

[SillyGirl]

My demands or I'm going to blow something up

1)I want all my ladies back before midnight ,
2)I want Guido and Transient to come back and power wash my deck,
3)I want A1 to let Peace hug him and then escort the hugger out,
4)I want Bliss to steal Papasmerf bacon stash and use it for support and hold up Mellonball's saggy balls so he can be safely escorted OUT!
5) Someone take out Danolo, wtf is a Danolo?

The clock is ticking

Why don't you blow this up, it will give you something to play with while the ladies are having fun elsewhere.

 

[a 1 player]

Bump.

 

[Transient]

I want Guido and Transient to come back and power wash my deck,

Lucky you. I happen to have just acquired a portable, 100% organic, environmentally friendly, self-contained power washer. I will send it right over.

 

[a 1 player]

Bump!

 

[Guido]

:rofl!::rofl!: This is hilarious!

BTW those were not my crumbs on the deck. I don't let any tasty bits of food go to waste!

 

[Transient]

:rofl!::rofl!: This is hilarious!

BTW those were not my crumbs on the deck. I don't let any tasty bits of food go to waste!

Leave the biscotti crumbs Guido. The power washer works best if he has scraps he can pick up while hosing down the deck.

 

[Reverse]

Sorry Madman, you were found to have had a dirty bum crack on several occasions and that is why I had to leave!

Time to party ladies!:drunk: