MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[papasmerf]

:great: sorry guido..I tried to save the last piece for you but couldn't resist....magnificoooo!!!!

that was a decoy you ate.

Thank MM for your donation in the honey bucket.

We caught the food thief. :-Cool/"

 

[Transient]

MADMAN! Nooo! Worst idea for a Halloween costume ever!

 

[HOOKED]

MADMAN! Nooo! Worst idea for a Halloween costume ever!

HAHAHAHAHA, I always call him a walking skid mark! This will work,:rofl!:

 

[Transient]

Nice costume papasmerf. Added points for irony, however you are subtracted points for not wearing pants.

 

[bobistheowl]

Speaking of chow, Olivia makes a last minute effort to woo the Yung Money demographic:

:unknw:

Got me too....:unknw:

I believe he was using a pun to establish that "Yung" could mean the Asian voters with money.

Sheldon avatar guy almost gets it, but purely through deductive reasoning, rather than street smarts. It's one of those things where everybody still up would get it, and everyone just up would not. That's been the whole nature of pop culture since Pops over there had a smooth bag, (ie: communication between young people that their parents aren't meant to understand has been standard since before oldguyzer had reached puberty).

I'll slow it down a bit. The blue guy carrying the giant spark plug posts a munchie, (amateur photo of food), and we be both be understanding that "chow" means food. Now Chow also be the babypapa name of the polly in my posted pic, so that's the segue. So Olivia Chow be flashin' the Young Money Sign, but not very well, (note that the angle of Ms. Chow's fingers appears to form a rudimentary letter Y). so I calls it "Yung Money" instead, because 'chow' and 'woo', (in italics), and Yung are all like, Chinese words, yanowhamsayn?.

The Young Money Sign is a hand gesture used by monied individuals in the Entertainment industry who derive the majority of their income from people who still live at home with their parents. The sons and daughters of A list celebrities also use the gesture, as do the rebellious offspring of Old Money. It always involves two fingers spread in such a way as to suggest the letter Y.

Young Money is not just an attitude, it's a hip hop record label, featuring many of the most highly promoted talent of the modern age. It's also a line of clothing, a shower gel, acne cream, jewelry, fast food, ball caps, you name it, it's a brand, designed to get wannabes to pay the bills for clubbing and private jets. It's one of our leading subsidiaries.

So the joke was, Olivia Chow, trailing in the election for Ford of Toronto, tries to link to Drake:



in her photo op, but epic fails, and only gains market share among Asian wannabes. CardinalFang got that part. You guys gots to live more life, 'stead of readin' about it on CNN.

 

[bobistheowl]

MADMAN! Nooo! Worst idea for a Halloween costume ever!

I get it. You're supposed to be one of the guys from ZZ Top.

 

[User-E]

Very thoughtful of you to open up the kitchen on a weekend to make Guido a sammich. :good:

Here ya be Guido

 

[bobistheowl]

Nice costume papasmerf. Added for points for irony, however you are subtracted points for not wearing pants.

I didn't know papasmerf was Porky Pig, with a photoshopped head. That makes the whole Bacon fetish thing make sense, sort of like the Baptism scene near the end of I.

 

[Transient]

Sheldon avatar guy almost gets it, but purely through deductive reasoning, rather than street smarts. It's one of those things where everybody still up would get it, and everyone just up would not. That's been the whole nature of pop culture since Pops over there had a smooth bag, (ie: communication between young people that their parents aren't meant to understand has been standard since before oldguyzer had reached puberty).

I'll slow it down a bit. The blue guy carrying the giant spark plug posts a munchie, (amateur photo of food), and we be both be understanding that "chow" means food. Now Chow also be the babypapa name of the polly in my posted pic, so that's the segue. So Olivia Chow be flashin' the Young Money Sign, but not very well, (note that the angle of Ms. Chow's fingers appears to form a rudimentary letter Y). so I calls it "Yung Money" instead, because 'chow' and 'woo', (in italics), and Yung are all like, Chinese words, yanowhamsayn?.

The Young Money Sign is a hand gesture used by monied individuals in the Entertainment industry who derive the majority of their income from people who still live at home with their parents. The sons and daughters of A list celebrities also use the gesture, as do the rebellious offspring of Old Money. It always involves two fingers spread in such a way as to suggest the letter Y.

Young Money is not just an attitude, it's a hip hop record label, featuring many of the most highly promoted talent of the modern age. It's also a line of clothing, a shower gel, acne cream, jewelry, fast food, ball caps, you name it, it's a brand, designed to get wannabes to pay the bills for clubbing and private jets. It's one of our leading subsidiaries.

So the joke was, Olivia Chow, trailing in the election for Ford of Toronto, tries to link to Drake:



in her photo op, but epic fails, and only gains market share among Asian wannabes. CardinalFang got that part. You guys gots to live more life, 'stead of readin' about it on CNN.

Holy fuck that's deep. I'll never get Hip-hop/Canadian humor.
Thanks for the explanation.

 

[Transient]

I didn't know papasmerf was Porky Pig, with a photoshopped head. That makes the whole Bacon fetish thing make sense, sort of like the Baptism scene near the end of I.

You almost got it.
This is not only a nod to papasmerf (not papa smurf®, he couldn't get the rights to that) and his enjoyment of bacon, but also a tribute to an upcoming momentous TV event that occurred 30 years ago. If you look closely at papasmerf's facial features in the image above, you will notice remnants of blue, his original skin pigment (haha pig-ment). This indicates that he is wearing pink make-up to enable him to "pass" as a pig. This references the performance by Eddie Murphy that was originally broadcast on SNL (Saturday Night Live) on December 15, 1984. The acclaimed comedian Eddie Murphy donned similar pink make-up and similar conservative attire that allowed him to pass as a caucasian male.

In this disguise, Eddie was able to discover that the "whites" don't charge other "whites" for goods and services when people of color are not present. "Whitey" therefore, is able to retain more of his income (or, as in the familiar saying "bringing home the bacon", his money).

Thus, papasmerf is able to slip into the domicile of pigs and gather "bacon" without being noticed, a twist on the saying "a wolf in sheep's clothing", or in this case "a smurf in Porky's attire".

 

[bobistheowl]

You almost got it.
This is not only a nod to papasmerf (not papa smurf®, he couldn't get the rights to that) and his enjoyment of bacon, but also a tribute to an upcoming momentous TV event that occurred 30 years ago. If you look closely at papasmerf's facial features in the image above, you will notice remnants of blue, his original skin pigment (haha pig-ment). This indicates that he is wearing pink make-up to enable him to "pass" as a pig. This references the performance by Eddie Murphy that was originally broadcast on SNL (Saturday Night Live) on December 15, 1984. The acclaimed comedian Eddie Murphy donned similar pink make-up and similar conservative attire that allowed him to pass as a caucasian male.

In this disguise, Eddie was able to discover that the "whites" don't charge other "whites" for goods and services when people of color are not present. "Whitey" therefore, is able to retain more of his income ( or, as in the familiar saying "bringing home the bacon", his money).

Thus, papasmerf is able to slip into the domicile of pigs and gather "bacon" without being noticed, a twist on the saying "a wolf in sheep's clothing", or in this case "a smurf in Porky's attire".

What you don't know is that he had genitals until he 'slipped' into my house. Now, he's got all that bacon, and nuttin' to spend it on. I suggested he take up golf, like the others.

 

[Transient]

Porky Pig never had genitals. He is drawn that way.

 

[bobistheowl]

Porky Pig never had genitals. He is drawn that way.

One time I was watching the Porky/Daffy flick My Favorite Duck, (the one where Porky goes camping in the woods, and Daffy messes with him). When Porky's setting up camp, I said to myself "He's pitching a tent". Uh, huh huh huh, Uh, huh huh huh".

Bugs Bunny has a dick. He flashes it for two frames when he's towelling off in the shower scene from The Wabbit Who Came to Supper. He's got balls, too. Only an idiot would provoke Bugs. Everybody should know that by now, but there's always some punk lookin' to make a name for himself who takes him on, and end up with gunpowder residue on his face.

 

[Transient]

In that short Bugs is also shown wearing lingerie, so maybe he has a little bit of Dressed to Kill going on?
I'm out, this is like having a conversation with Dennis Miller.

 

[Reverse]

You guys are deep, very deep so deep why don't you two just get a room??

 

[Transient]

Yes, separate rooms, and only if you're inside of mine!

 

[bobistheowl]

You guys are deep, very deep so deep why don't you two just get a room??

Transient is a dude? Why would a dude use a fox for his avatar? That's entrapment.

I oughta take that guy, and wring him out, and put him around that lovely neck of yours. And as for that stuff you said that I quoted, I feel the same way about me and your cleavage.

 

[papasmerf]

I woke up hungry

Available till 0500

 

[bobistheowl]

I woke up hungry

Available till 0500

What's in those cocoons?

 

[papasmerf]

What's in those cocoons?

Pork at all it splendor.

Want some??